my wife called again...

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 12/19/2018 at 15:14 • Filed to: None

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my forehead broke my desk in half. But wait OPPOsaurus, is this a repost from this morning. No, this is a whole new clusterfuck

My wife was backing out of a space at our local Target. Shes half way out and see the guy behind her starting to back out so she stops and starts peeping the horn. He doesn’t stop and hits her. He gets out and tells her to pay attention to what the fuck shes doing, and drives off.

I will be stopping for beers on my way home. no, no beers wont get the job done. i’m gunna need something more powerful.

WilliamsSW > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:18

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Hopefully the car is OK!

And hopefully the guy dies in his sleep tonight!

OPPOsaurus WRX > WilliamsSW 12/19/2018 at 15:20

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at first she saw a big scratch , but that was from me when I was putting the exhaust system she ripped off into the van. she does think there is a small dent but I want to go home and see for myself before I start something.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:21

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Your wife should have shot him in the head...

Or at the very least did she get his license and call the cops for a Hit and Run?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:21

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Hard liquor

Die-Trying > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:23

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might be time to upgrade to some train whistles/(horns).... ......

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:24

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Just be grateful it’s a nissan mini van and not something really nice.

OPPOsaurus WRX > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/19/2018 at 15:25

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she did get a photo but she called me. I dont know if i should call the police or not. if there is no damage I dont know if there is a point in pursuing this.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/19/2018 at 15:26

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this should do it

and by it, i’m thinking severe and instant liver destruction

Pancake > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:28

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I still have plenty of vodka if you need one.

WilliamsSW > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:29

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Unfortunately, there isn’t much you can start at this point, damage or not. That guy is long gone - and even if he stayed and a cop came, I think that’s probably split responsibility anyways (cop will assume both cars were moving backwards into each other).

Speeds were low enough, hopefully no damage!!!

CB > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:30

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Leaving the scene of an accident is an offence here in Canada. I'd report it.

wafflesnfalafel > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:30

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M y wife had that happen to her a number of years ago. She got the plate and we called the police. At the end of the day, I’m almost glad I wasn’t there - likely would have flashed and attempted to pound the guy into the earth which clearly would not have helped the situation... My wife handled it really well, and it turned out that the vehicle owner had insurance on it so their coverage paid for everything. Just a very poor decision on the a$$hole driver’s part.

Pancake > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:30

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I still have plenty of vodka if you need one.

Party-vi > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:31

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He’s a prick. That’s probably a hit and run, but without witnesses it’ll turn into a he-said-she-said and it’ll just get insurance involved. Personally I’d post his shit on F acebook to shame him.

Maxima Speed > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:31

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Foreshadowing? An ill omen? Portents of doom perhaps. It all falls in line with my predictions for kinja. The end is nigh.

Glad everyone is ok though.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:32

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I am right there with you.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:32

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Heroin will help

AestheticsInMotion > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:34

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I would be upset that she didn't snap a quick license picture 

E90M3 > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:35

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1) Visit military auction

2) buy windowless hummer

3) tell wife to have fun

4) ...

5) profit

user314 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2018 at 15:36

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.....How? How does one do that?

$kaycog > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:36

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You need this.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:36

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Massachusetts?

Step One, call the cops. Step Two, call the insurance. Immediately.

Remember that MA is a mandatory insurance state. If the idiot who hit her is driving uninsured, they’re eligible for a trip to jail.

Maxima Speed > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2018 at 15:37

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Oh man. That’s just sad. Those are such pretty cars I hate seeing them torn up.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:37

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UGH STUPID BROKEN ASS KINJA.

Also: she has a CLEAR SHOT of the plate, so, the insurance company will have ZERO trouble tracking the owner down. And NOTHING is as nasty as a pissed off insurance company.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Maxima Speed 12/19/2018 at 15:39

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It wasn’t particularly pretty but it was relatively straight.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > user314 12/19/2018 at 15:39

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Got waved on by another driver to turn left. Got t-boned by an oncoming Fu sion.

fintail > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 15:42

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She needs a dashcam, stat.  Sounds like this will be he said / she said, good luck with that.

OPPOsaurus WRX > AestheticsInMotion 12/19/2018 at 15:47

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u mean like this?

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2018 at 15:48

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Oh my god dude. I don’t even know what to say, other than your next car should be an MRAP

OPPOsaurus WRX > Maxima Speed 12/19/2018 at 15:48

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haha i hope not. that happenings in that intersection is not a good path to follow.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Party-vi 12/19/2018 at 15:49

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thats kinda what I was thinking.  Someone did witness it but they went into the store.  I told my wife she should wait for them and get thier info but I dont know if she did.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Party-vi 12/19/2018 at 15:50

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i told her to do this. I also said she should say its the guys last chance to come clean befo re she reports a hit and run.  

OPPOsaurus WRX > CB 12/19/2018 at 15:56

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i think thats an offense everywhere

OPPOsaurus WRX > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2018 at 15:57

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o shit, no you are in a much deeper hell.  damn.  

OPPOsaurus WRX > $kaycog 12/19/2018 at 15:58

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i do very much.

shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 16:03

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Gadamn.  You’re turning into Jake.  You’re Jake, with kids.  I’m sorry to hear that.

OPPOsaurus WRX > wafflesnfalafel 12/19/2018 at 16:08

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was there damage?  what was police’s responce?

shop-teacher > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2018 at 16:09

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I .... I don’t even know what to say.  Even if you could buy a break, you’d get robbed at the ATM.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 16:10

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Still drives . I’m a bit concerned about that taco’d door letting air and thieves in. And the very real possibility my insurance drops us.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back 12/19/2018 at 16:10

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I’ll be lucky if I can afford to insure a razor scooter after this.

WilliamsSW > AestheticsInMotion 12/19/2018 at 16:15

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She did - - look down further.  Yay Mrs. Opposaurus NoRoad!

aquila121 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2018 at 16:26

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Fuck people. I really hope things start getting better for you.

HoustonRunner > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 16:56

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There are days I would pity the guy running into my wife. She has lots of drama at work lately, she would GO OFF on that guy.

Then she *might* remember to get his plate before he scampered away.

Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 17:07

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This is what I scrolled down for. Came away satisfied. Now go git ‘em!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 17:31

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I went to one of our car washes today. In just one, One, ONE , hour, we had over 5 accidents and incidents.

ITS A GIANT CONVEYOR BELT! IT IS ONE GIANT CONVEYOR BELT! HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE FUCK THIS UP?!?!?!?!?!?!

They broke so many hydraulic arms and damaged so many bumpers in so little time....

OPPOsaurus WRX > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2018 at 17:48

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It wasnt  ur fault tho right? My buddy forgot to close his rear door on his Fusion and folded it backwards backing out of his driveway

The Dummy Gummy > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 18:02

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you need to block her number lol

Future Heap Owner > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2018 at 18:06

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Oh no, Jake... I’m so sad to see this. Good luck man

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 18:23

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She turned left in front of someone because another driver gave her the ‘all clear’ wave and she took their word for it.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Future Heap Owner 12/19/2018 at 18:23

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We’ll see what happens when insurance finds out they’re fixing the Fusion that t-boned her when she pulled out in front of it.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2018 at 20:15

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O damn. For some reason I thought u were parked there for that. Damn. That’s no good

Jayvincent > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 20:51

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Spots Massachusetts license plate... “well there’s your problem...”  

OPPOsaurus WRX > Jayvincent 12/19/2018 at 20:55

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damn massholes

wafflesnfalafel > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/19/2018 at 22:12

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T here was damage but not terrible , (I believe the shop bill was like $2800 - rear bumper and some work on the quarter panel plus blending the paint .) We don’t actually know what happened to the driver, but we found out about the insurance from the police. The vehicle owner’s carrier was quick to help us out - I figure they knew their insured driver was a moron and wanted to button up our claim as quickly as possible. We didn’t hear anything further from the police after giving the original statement, (which honestly is fine by me.)

Wacko > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/22/2018 at 17:49

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No worries, car will be rusted away before you have time to fix it.