You can't do this with a watch

Kinja'd!!! "Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney" (braddelaparker)
12/19/2018 at 11:52 • Filed to: None

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Please stop telling me cars and watches are the same.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
12/19/2018 at 11:57

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its amazing how great they made that Toyota engine sound.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
12/19/2018 at 11:58

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If anyone said that, I would also expect them to compare those two items with the crackpipe in their hand.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
12/19/2018 at 11:59

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You cant wear a car on your wrist

C heckmate car guys.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
12/19/2018 at 11:59

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What’s the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
12/19/2018 at 12:02

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Fantastic. Much want! 


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
12/19/2018 at 12:09

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Buys a Porsche, dreams of a Lotus. Typical.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch
12/19/2018 at 12:11

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Much much to make mine sound like that...? Ha!


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Party-vi
12/19/2018 at 12:12

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Um... I got it! =)

One takes off your watch and one watches you take it off.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/19/2018 at 12:13

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Dang. I had no idea there was a clean version of this joke:

A pick pocket snatches watches.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Party-vi
12/19/2018 at 12:15

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Haha! I think mine is actually more clever. 


Kinja'd!!! MUSASHI66 > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
12/19/2018 at 12:53

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I don’t get it - who ever said watches and cars are the same?


Kinja'd!!! BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
12/19/2018 at 13:53

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You can even wear 2 watches (or more, if you put more on each wrist) , but can only drive one car!