If you wanna get rolled ...

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher) 12/17/2018 at 21:27 • Filed to: Craigslist

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Go try and buy this “car”

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shop-teacher > shop-teacher 12/17/2018 at 21:29

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https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/d/1969-camaro-lost-title-lost-keys/6775178304.html

Die-Trying > shop-teacher 12/17/2018 at 21:31

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seems like a good deal......

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher 12/17/2018 at 21:36

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Rolled, then arrested for grand theft auto.

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 12/17/2018 at 21:38

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You can't steal what probably doesn't exist.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > shop-teacher 12/17/2018 at 21:46

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Bring A Shiv

Kiltedpadre > shop-teacher 12/17/2018 at 21:48

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Damn, that might be worth the risk of losing a kidney. How hard is it to file for a title on a totally not stolen car in Il?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/17/2018 at 21:55

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Shiv?

You mean glock or an ar-15

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher 12/17/2018 at 21:56

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Nah, I figu re that it exists, but isn’t owned by the “ seller".

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 12/17/2018 at 22:19

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If there is a car, it's definitely stolen. I don't think there is though, or there would at least be one crappy pic.

shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/17/2018 at 22:19

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Or a few friends and several guns.

Chariotoflove > shop-teacher 12/17/2018 at 22:33

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What could go wrong?  Still, best to be careful. Would one of you in the area go check out for me?  I’ll pay for the PPI. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > shop-teacher 12/17/2018 at 22:41

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I’ve heard the south side of Chicago is a bit of a tough neighborhood.

shop-teacher > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/17/2018 at 22:46

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Parts of it are very deadly. This car is in an area that could go either way ... Of it even exists ... Which I doubt it does . I won’t be finding out.

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher 12/17/2018 at 22:51

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Good point. Any way you slice it, going to look at this car is a really bad idea.  

nermal > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/17/2018 at 23:30

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No, shivs are illegal in Chicago , just like guns. 

You need a flamethrower.

Tapas > shop-teacher 12/18/2018 at 01:04

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Find a cop friend to buy it?

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 12/18/2018 at 06:59

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Yep. I'm not going for it.

shop-teacher > nermal 12/18/2018 at 07:01

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The car isn’t in Chicago city limits. You can pack a gun there, if you have a CC permit.

I don't though.  Nor do I have a gun.

shop-teacher > Kiltedpadre 12/18/2018 at 07:03

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You could file for a bonded title. It's extra cost and extra paperwork, and if it does come up stolen you're SOL.

shop-teacher > Tapas 12/18/2018 at 07:04

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The first thing I did upon seeing the ad, was send it to a cop friend. He suggested arriving in the tactical command bus.

Tapas > shop-teacher 12/18/2018 at 09:16

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That would be a bad ass thing to do - for any craigslist meet up :D

Establish dominance early on. 

shop-teacher > Tapas 12/18/2018 at 09:22

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Hahaha!

Nauraushaun > shop-teacher 12/19/2018 at 14:25

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Why do you say this? Just curious

shop-teacher > Nauraushaun 12/19/2018 at 15:50

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It’s a deal that way too good to be true, with no pictures to back it. They’re trying to lure in somebody too excited by this deal to stop and ask qu estions. They want somebody who will text their burner phone and say, “I’ll take it, where can I come get it?” Then stop at the ATM and grab $500.

It’s in an area that’s hit or miss as far as being safe as well, but honestly, no matter where this was, you’d better show up armed and with friends to this meeting.

Nauraushaun > shop-teacher 12/19/2018 at 16:31

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Haha, armed! Man.

It didn’t sound that good to me, some old Chev with questionable history, no title or keys. I’d have thought if it was bait they’d make it sound more appealing.

Maybe I’m underestimating the appeal of old Camaros

shop-teacher > Nauraushaun 12/19/2018 at 19:10

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Yeah, they may not be your thing, but they fetch really good money. '69 is the most desirable year. A complete car in crappy shape is worth at least $3000.

Nauraushaun > shop-teacher 12/19/2018 at 21:23

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Ah, I see I see.

They aren’t my country’s thing. I’ve seen a handful but I’ve no idea what the right year is for them. We just don’t have them

shop-teacher > Nauraushaun 12/19/2018 at 22:16

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Gotcha. There are definitely Camaros where $500 would be a fair price, or even too much.

What country are you in?

Nauraushaun > shop-teacher 12/20/2018 at 02:04

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‘Straya

shop-teacher > Nauraushaun 12/20/2018 at 10:50

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Yeah, I bet you’re got a much better bead on the Ute market, than the Camaro market :)

Nauraushaun > shop-teacher 12/20/2018 at 15:29

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Sure do. Anything more than 5 years old is worth about 3k. Except the Maloos.

But the last ute has been built so that’ll change one of these days.

shop-teacher > Nauraushaun 12/20/2018 at 15:39

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That makes me sad.  I was holding out hope for years, that we would finally have a company import us some of those sweet sweet Utes.  Alas, it shall never be.

Nauraushaun > shop-teacher 12/20/2018 at 16:04

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Alas. Pour one out.

Hey this is the death of our culture, feel for poor Australia! The ute was ours, and it will never return.

shop-teacher > Nauraushaun 12/20/2018 at 16:10

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Consider it poured. I do actually feel for Australia! You’ve lost an entire industry, as well as a huge piece of your automotive cultural identity.

Now, to put this ad I posted about into context, imagine it was an ad for the most desirable classic Ute for $500.

Nauraushaun > shop-teacher 12/20/2018 at 16:22

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Haha, I don’t know that much about utes. I can imagine the right Monaro or Torana for such a price would be a steaaal