The Practical Viper

"way2blu does a rev update" (way2blu) 12/14/2018 at 22:09 • Filed to: Autocross, That’s right I’d autocross it, npocp, RAM, Viper, Dodge Viper

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For less than half what an actual Viper of similar vintage commands. What’s Oppo think of these silly vehicles?

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“Tires are in great condition” — yeah, very briefly if I find 1st gear...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > way2blu does a rev update 12/14/2018 at 22:16

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1. Rebuilt

2. Carl isn't that bad

way2blu does a rev update > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/14/2018 at 22:20

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1. Rebuilt doesn’t detract from the purpose of the vehicle, i.e. tire smoke & general silliness

2. Never underestimate how bad Carl can be

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > way2blu does a rev update 12/14/2018 at 22:21

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Plus fitting a supercharger under there is easier that the Viper:

My bird IS the word > way2blu does a rev update 12/14/2018 at 22:22

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Is 35 grand for a viper somehow too much for you? for a handbuilt v10 supercar?

Get outta here

way2blu does a rev update > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 12/14/2018 at 22:23

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NOW we’re talking. This is a proper use of such a truck.

Btw is that the one “Yellow Fever” special edition?

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > way2blu does a rev update 12/14/2018 at 22:24

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I wish they'd bring these back, even if in limited numbers. The only real issue is that they weren't crazy looking enough. This, the F150 Lightning and the Silverado SS would probably still be around if they would have been just a little more bonkers on the outside to match the bonkers under the hood. 

way2blu does a rev update > My bird IS the word 12/14/2018 at 22:25

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Don’t get me wrong, I value a Viper at $35k+  easily. The truck version is for when you want the noise & smoke without as much style or actual speed.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > way2blu does a rev update 12/14/2018 at 22:26

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I have no clue. I was test driving a 16 Stag GT (as one does ) and that was in the back of the warehouse so I asked the dealer to pop the hood so that I could be awestruck.

way2blu does a rev update > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/14/2018 at 22:27

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These weigh 5,000 lbs before the driver gets in. 500 horsepower is kinda weak.

It needed a giant supercharger intake that’s taller than the roof of the cabin.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > My bird IS the word 12/14/2018 at 22:32

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35k? I’ve seen 1st and 2nd gens with a ckean title and 50kish miles for $ 27k.

A bargain if you ask me.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > way2blu does a rev update 12/14/2018 at 22:34

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If it handles anything like a normal Ram 1500, the 3.7 was terrifying in it. The body roll is alarming, and I drive trucks every day. 

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > way2blu does a rev update 12/14/2018 at 22:37

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There are far worse ways to tow a racecar to the track. Worth mentioning, with drivetr ain stress concerns and being comparatively softly sprung in the back, the tow rating is only like 5 or 6k on one of these. You’ll have to tow your racecar on a open trailer with one of these.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > way2blu does a rev update 12/14/2018 at 22:40

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“Filed to: Autocoss”

I think you're being a bit optimistic there, buddy. 

My bird IS the word > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 12/14/2018 at 22:41

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Well, nice ones anyhow. Given how affordable they are in general I wouldn’t bother skimping on one.

MUSASHI66 > way2blu does a rev update 12/14/2018 at 23:27

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There is something so quintessentially American about these. Loud, crude, overkill in every way, overcompensating for something, yet cool in its own way, with classic proportions. It must be grin inducing to drive and spin the wheels on demand. It’s awesome.  And having a V10 engine is just.. I can’t even describe it. I’d rock one in a heartbeat. 

way2blu does a rev update > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 12/14/2018 at 23:49

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Just said I’d autocross it, never said I’d win...

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > way2blu does a rev update 12/14/2018 at 23:59

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Love it. Would buy 

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > way2blu does a rev update 12/15/2018 at 00:06

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These require all new front end components every other oil change. Ball joints, tie rods, the works.

SHARPSPEED > way2blu does a rev update 12/15/2018 at 00:19

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Someone in my town had one of these for a while, until he replaced it with a 5-series. Not even an M5. Glad I don’t know him, probably would’ve slapped him or something. for being so impossibly lame. 

dannyzabolotny > My bird IS the word 12/15/2018 at 01:04

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Anything more than $5k is too much more me... #cheapskatelife

I also got an E60 M5 for $1500. That’s got a 500hp V10, so hey, close enough.

Forrest > way2blu does a rev update 12/15/2018 at 01:33

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I would rather have a F150 Ecoboost regular cab short bed

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > way2blu does a rev update 12/15/2018 at 09:13

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I mean they’d have the current engines in them. FCA and GM have 700hp+ engines and Ford has something in the pipeline for their GT500. Putting those in their respective pickup tru cks would be plenty powerful 

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > way2blu does a rev update 12/15/2018 at 11:06

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I don't think you would be able to get through the course without hitting almost every cone. 

My bird IS the word > dannyzabolotny 12/15/2018 at 11:49

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good luck with that.

dannyzabolotny > My bird IS the word 12/16/2018 at 01:18

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I’m already replacing the engine. Pulled the old engine out a few days ago, new engine is on its way now. Even with new rod bearings, gaskets, and a new clutch I should be at under $5k total for a running and driving V10 that revs to 8400rpm.

My bird IS the word > dannyzabolotny 12/16/2018 at 20:13

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That’s the correct answer. T hought you expected it to last longer than 6 months on it’s own.

dannyzabolotny > My bird IS the word 12/16/2018 at 20:47

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I’m a BMW mechanic, I know better than that, haha.

My bird IS the word > dannyzabolotny 12/16/2018 at 20:57

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Double win for you sir. My bad. W e get alot of... optimists on this site lol

dannyzabolotny > My bird IS the word 12/16/2018 at 21:12

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Oh I know. Lots of optimists roll into my shop with their “ good deals” and then leave really disappointed when they find out how much it costs to fix their “good deals.” And I’m one of the more affordable shops in town... with BMW you either have to be a savvy DIY’er or you have to pay people like me reasonable amounts of money. Ah well, I get to do what I love on a daily basis so I can’t complain!