"PS9" (PS9)
12/13/2018 at 17:49 • Filed to: When corporations shitpost
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"PS9" (PS9)
12/13/2018 at 17:49 • Filed to: When corporations shitpost | 12
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THAT IS NOT A FUCKING SPORTS CAR, NEVER TRUSTING YOU AGAIN
Nibby
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 17:52 |
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dat color doe
For Sweden
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 17:54 |
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So it’s a Cayanne?
HammerheadFistpunch
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 17:56 |
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way2blu does a rev update
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 17:56 |
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The commercial for this thing sucks too:
Yeah let’s continue to normalize bad driving. Almost as bad as the Nissan & Star Wars commericals that depict Jedi needing cruise control to navigate construction zones.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 17:57 |
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TheRevanchist
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 17:57 |
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Maybe you didn’t see the red calipers on the wheels? It’s just missing LEDs in places that are unnecessary to qualify for the next cup.
Textured Soy Protein
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 17:58 |
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Tristan Graves thanks you for bringing him into this conversation.
WilliamsSW
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 17:58 |
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Is it sports? NO
Is it car? Also NO
Is it body of SUV? NYET
Is it spirit? NEIN
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For Sweden
> way2blu does a rev update
12/13/2018 at 18:01 |
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Have you ever seen a Jedi operate a wheel-driven vehicle?
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> For Sweden
12/13/2018 at 18:04 |
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I think more like an X5?
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way2blu does a rev update
> For Sweden
12/13/2018 at 18:06 |
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If General Grievous can do jumps I think Rey should be able to maintain her lane in a Nissan Rogue...
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 18:08 |
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I’m buying an equinox redline out of spite now ...
Urambo Tauro
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 18:10 |
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It’s a sports car. Trust us.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
12/13/2018 at 18:11 |
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There will be a bullet hole in your foot...
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SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 18:12 |
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Yeah but if Ford called it a hatchback with gout then it probably would sell even less.
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> way2blu does a rev update
12/13/2018 at 18:19 |
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I hate that first ad. I see them everywhere.
CompactLuxuryFan
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 18:21 |
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Mazda already did this, and I actually liked that campaign. Have any journalists gotten their hands on this SUV? Does it actually drive well? If it’s just an Edge with a big engine, shame on Ford.
Spanfeller is a twat
> way2blu does a rev update
12/13/2018 at 18:25 |
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I feel kind of sad that those commercials included more women than men.
Also, sure, use a fucking lane assist app when you’re in a roadwork zone with people in/near the lane! no issues there!
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Spanfeller is a twat
> way2blu does a rev update
12/13/2018 at 18:25 |
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I feel kind of sad that those commercials included more women than men.
Also, sure, use a fucking lane assist app when you’re in a roadwork zone with people in/near the lane! no issues there!
Captain of the Enterprise
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 18:39 |
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Thy even call it an SUV in the top of the post
ranwhenparked
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 19:17 |
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As far as the EPA is concerned, its not even a car.
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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
12/13/2018 at 19:28 |
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At least they don't advertise it as a sports car!
tromoly
> PS9
12/13/2018 at 19:45 |
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So, what about Supervan?
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SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
12/13/2018 at 21:54 |
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True. But buying one companies Very Ordinary Vehicle just to spite another’s advertising campaign for its VOV seems like self harm to me.