TIL...

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 12/13/2018 at 13:58 • Filed to: TIL, Kfc, Firelogs, Business Insider

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...that this exists

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boredalways > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 14:07

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https://www.businessinsider.com/kfc-log-smells-like-fried-chicken-2018-12

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 14:18

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Okay, so I know somebody I will give one of these to. Not even a joke.

For Sweden > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 14:18

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Something good: exists

Millennial bloggers: “The thing that exists is bad”

Urambo Tauro > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 14:20

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$18.99

Pretty sure you can get a bucket of actual chicken for that price, instead of sitting by the fire letting the smell tease you.

For Sweden > Urambo Tauro 12/13/2018 at 14:27

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What’s the marketing value in that?

$kaycog > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 14:35

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I’d rather smell this.

Chariotoflove > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 14:37

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See, I would have thought that’s what you call the thing you extrude after eating too much KFC.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > $kaycog 12/13/2018 at 14:40

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In my experience most java related logs smell rather foul.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 14:43

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$kaycog > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 12/13/2018 at 14:45

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I guess I won’t try them then.  I don’t have a fireplace anyway.  :D

WilliamsSW > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 14:49

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I thought Fried Chicken smell was something you couldn’t get rid of, not something you would actively seek out.

Tristan > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 14:50

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What a time to be alive!

Ash78, voting early and often > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 14:54

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Funfact: Just put a KFC bowl in the fireplace, it’ll burn for 18 hours.

McMike > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 15:03

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This would be amazing to bring to a campfire or someone’s back yard firepit and toss it in when they weren’t looking.

Just the thought of sitting around waiting for people to start smelling something, figuring out that it’s fried chicken, and start asking who brought the fried chicken is already making a little pee come out.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/13/2018 at 15:27

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Riding mower... I'd buy that in a second.

rockingthe2 > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 15:33

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I just want a fire log that smells like cocaine and strippers

...Alternatively, actual cocaine and strippers and a yule log.

WiscoProud > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 12/13/2018 at 15:37

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Was that a subtle poop joke? 

BigBlock440 > WiscoProud 12/13/2018 at 16:06

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yes

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > WiscoProud 12/13/2018 at 16:24

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Maybe...

boredalways > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 12/13/2018 at 18:26

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So does KFC, amirite?!

boredalways > $kaycog 12/13/2018 at 18:26

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That's what campfires are for

boredalways > Chariotoflove 12/13/2018 at 18:28

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boredalways > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 12/13/2018 at 18:29

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But allergies

boredalways > WilliamsSW 12/13/2018 at 18:30

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Depends who made the fried chicken.  Of course, KFC doesn't count -- it's made from people.

boredalways > Tristan 12/13/2018 at 18:31

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...for now

boredalways > Ash78, voting early and often 12/13/2018 at 18:32

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You would die from the carbon monoxide from the styrofoam bowl...good luck with that.

boredalways > McMike 12/13/2018 at 18:34

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...just in case

$kaycog > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 18:37

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Never thought of that.  Duh.

boredalways > rockingthe2 12/13/2018 at 18:37

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Alternative...and slightly safer

ranwhenparked > boredalways 12/13/2018 at 19:18

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As someone who’s job requires him to spend an inordinate amount of time inside various  Royal Farms, pass. 

WiscoProud > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 12/14/2018 at 09:59

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niiiiice...

rockingthe2 > boredalways 12/15/2018 at 18:10

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The cocaine is safer than blackjack if you have a gambling problem.

boredalways > rockingthe2 12/15/2018 at 19:12

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Yeah, but where are you going to get pure coke these days? You run a higher risk of getting snow cut with fentanyl.

rockingthe2 > boredalways 12/18/2018 at 12:46

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columbia, probably...