i need a rocket launcher

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 12/12/2018 at 10:24 • Filed to: None

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cuz people who do this shit are just self serv ing fucktards who might as well just be eliminated.

o fuck you mister Cadillac , fuck you

functionoverfashion > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 10:31

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That caddy’s move isn’t as bad as the one before it, sitting 95% in the opposing lane, partway into the crosswalk.

InFierority Complex > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 10:32

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I think you’ll find that blowing up a car would be counterproductive to moving traffic along.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 10:32

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The polite thing is to turn right and make a U-turn when safe, o r a couple of left turns. Sure, you might lose 10 seconds of your precious life, but you won't go to hell anymore.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 10:34

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“ i need a rocket launcher”

meanwhile, at your local FBI office, somebody gets a new email.

fintail > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 10:34

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Those are instances when I test the duration of my horn.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 10:34

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to be fair that is a HORRIBLY designed intersection  

CalzoneGolem > InFierority Complex 12/12/2018 at 10:36

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Yeah we need to vaporize just that car or perhaps teleport it to the surface of the sun.

WilliamsSW > CalzoneGolem 12/12/2018 at 10:40

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Don’t blame the car.  If you’re gonna teleport anything, just send the driver to the surface of the sun, then auction off the car.

WilliamsSW > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 10:40

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That should *really* be right turn only.  Allowing left turns encourages this stupidity.

JMordu becoming “savethemilanos” > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 10:41

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For the longest time the only caddy I could see was the srx/xt5 thatis being blocked and I was so confused. The xts really just looks like a big FWD  chevy  at that resolution. Even the wreathless caddy shield somehow looks like I would expect the bow tie to look! 

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > InFierority Complex 12/12/2018 at 10:42

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Temporary problem for a permanent solution imo.

OPPOsaurus WRX > functionoverfashion 12/12/2018 at 10:42

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well the caddy pulled out and blocked the whole lane of traffic.  so the caddy was waiting for one lane of traffic to move so it could finish its dumb move, but that lane was blocked by the traffic waiting for the Caddy to move.  

OPPOsaurus WRX > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/12/2018 at 10:43

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FBI office: “ look at these dipshits. Lets hook this guy up. someone go down to the evidence room and grab a rocket launcher from that raid last week .”

Urambo Tauro > WilliamsSW 12/12/2018 at 10:45

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THIS.

Except maybe just make it applicable during peak hours. Something like “no left turn 7am-7pm”

Ash78, voting early and often > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 12/12/2018 at 10:47

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I just realized after all these years of looking at it -- it’s missing turn guidelines in the middle. Even good drivers can lose track of their turning radius and accidentally head-on into an empty oncoming turn lane. Definitely sketch all around.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Ash78, voting early and often 12/12/2018 at 10:52

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what they should do is have right turn only markings on the road, and a curb acting as a median so that those sketchy left turns are impossible .

CalzoneGolem > WilliamsSW 12/12/2018 at 10:53

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The problem is that we won’t be able to legally auction off the car. It’d have to go to their next of kin or something. 

WilliamsSW > CalzoneGolem 12/12/2018 at 10:55

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legally?  Bah, who cares about that? :)

facw > Ash78, voting early and often 12/12/2018 at 11:00

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There’s an intersection near me that I really wish had some guides:

Even from the straight westbound direction on Winter street, you have 3 (or sometimes 4 when people make an extra lane at rush hour) lanes flowing into 5 lanes, with no guidance on where people should end up and with many people wanting to which side of the road they are on to make it to their destination (the west side of the intersection is part of an elongated pseudo-roundabout, so which lane you are in is important, as they go different places).

functionoverfashion > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 11:13

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ah, NOW I see it. Yeah, that’s why we have rules.

CalzoneGolem > WilliamsSW 12/12/2018 at 11:21

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The person buying the car. 

Ash78, voting early and often > facw 12/12/2018 at 11:37

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That looks absolutely horrible at the best of times.

Mid Engine > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 12:37

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OPPOsaurus WRX > facw 12/12/2018 at 13:32

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wow wtf is that.

shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 13:53

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I can’t stand people who do that crap.

facw > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 14:43

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Winter Street by 128 in Waltham. The whole system is even worse:

You’ve got an awkward highway interchange, made worse because space you’d expect them to use it is instead taken up a bizarrely positioned strip mall, this weird sort of roundabout thing on the left, and an oddly compressed interchange with roads blending in too close on the right.

OPPOsaurus WRX > facw 12/12/2018 at 15:06

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I dont think i’ve ever gotten off there, but i’ve certainly passe d though o n 95

facw > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2018 at 15:17

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It’s the place to be, if you enjoy Costco or soulless office parks that gleefully ignore everything we’ve learned about city planning in the past half-century.