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"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 12/10/2018 at 10:42 • Filed to: starterpacks, starterpack, shitpost, shitposting, Morning shitpost, Morning Oppo

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/10/2018 at 10:39

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I take exception to the “poor people” picture in the country section being a vehicle I own

nermal > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/10/2018 at 10:41

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You missed the best one:

CalzoneGolem > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/10/2018 at 10:42

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Sorry you had to hear about it this way.

way2blu does a rev update > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/10/2018 at 10:43

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The “truck behind you” doesn’t include the part where the truck’s low beams sit further apart than the edges of your Toyota MR2, so each low beam shines into one of your door mirrors and up into your face.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > nermal 12/10/2018 at 10:44

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Hah! Perfect. That sub never fails to deliver.

jasmits > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/10/2018 at 10:44

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Well, I would call Langley country and there aren’t rich people on Oppo soooooo

sony1492 > way2blu does a rev update 12/10/2018 at 10:46

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*rolls down the window and folds in the mirror for effect

Urambo Tauro > jasmits 12/10/2018 at 10:49

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Sure there are. Bet you’re one of them.  http://www.globalrichlist.com/

functionoverfashion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/10/2018 at 10:49

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Seriously, and that’s a nice-looking example!

jasmits > Urambo Tauro 12/10/2018 at 10:57

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If I look at my percentage I feel very rich, if I look at my ranking I feel very poor.

On a serious note we are all(on the global scale) incredibly wealthy to be able to be fucking around with cars as a hobby but if anything it makes income equality even more staggering. I make a very healthy salary as a young engineer and am fortunate to never have to be worrying over where rent and food money will come from, while being able to save plenty for retirement and fund several expensive hobbies It apparently puts me in the top 1% worldwide. And then you have my boss and his boss who make what I hope/expect to make at their ages, maybe 2x or 3x what I bring home. And then you have an absurd step up to the guy who owns my company making exponentially more than any of us.

For Sweden > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/10/2018 at 11:10

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Terrible people making terrible content starter pack

For Sweden > nermal 12/10/2018 at 11:11

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Private jets are the same. Anonymity through conformity.

way2blu does a rev update > sony1492 12/10/2018 at 11:13

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*rolls down the window and aims the reflection back up at the truck bro/chick as gesture of defiance

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > For Sweden 12/10/2018 at 11:13

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Clearly Oppo is the bastion of kwality content on the net.

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/10/2018 at 11:21

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Oh God the wife’s car starter pack is 100pct dead on

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/10/2018 at 11:38

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I miss these:

Mercedes Streeter > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/10/2018 at 12:02

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Pfft, I’ve met men who took way worse care of their cars than any woman could. lol My dad’s passenger seat and footwell was literally a repository for McDonald’s/Burger King trash, coffee cups, and lord knows how many cigarettes. And oil changes? Ha, he’ll run that fecker until the engine seizes or the frame splits from a high speed curb impact, whatever happens first.

The Ghost of Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/10/2018 at 12:29

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I find it funny they used a PA State Trooper for “a cop with a radar on every road” because PA is the only state where police use of radar guns is limited by law.