![]() 12/05/2018 at 19:07 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Stay away from people who C apitalize T he Fi rst L etter O f Every Word They Type Even In Normal Everyday Writing. They’re all psychopaths.
![]() 12/05/2018 at 19:19 |
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Good to know you’re sane.
![]() 12/05/2018 at 19:40 |
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This is good advice.
As is changing your name from Kitty to Karen.
![]() 12/05/2018 at 19:40 |
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I’ve seen this too, always wondered WTF? Or when people constantly shorten the spelling of stuff or spell badly. I don’t think they can actually be that terrible, can they?
![]() 12/05/2018 at 19:47 |
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I have a friend who does this when he texts and I’m just waiting for the day when it turns out he’s a real life Hannibal Lec ter.
![]() 12/05/2018 at 19:52 |
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But what about trading your MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron?
![]() 12/05/2018 at 20:09 |
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But everything they say is headline worthy!
I used to work with a guy who. wrote. all. of. his. sentences. like. this. with. a. period. after. every. word. He drove a PT Cruiser with every Pep Boys chrome add-on you could imagine. He was just as unhinged as you’d imagine.
![]() 12/05/2018 at 20:14 |
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Only a good move if it has a cupholder armrest.
![]() 12/05/2018 at 20:49 |
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Just noticed your new(?) username tagline. I approve. I consider Short Skirt, Long Jacket to be my theme song.
![]() 12/05/2018 at 20:51 |
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If he invites you over for a nice Chianti, maybe say your too busy.
![]() 12/05/2018 at 21:05 |
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New as of like 3 days ago. I’ll keep this one until I find another dated pop culture reference to make.
![]() 12/06/2018 at 01:37 |
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Ha ha ha. Only at work.
![]() 12/06/2018 at 02:32 |
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No I’m Not
:P
![]() 12/17/2018 at 22:05 |
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I met a woman named Kitty, and of course, I met her because I was in a champagne lounge at a sailing race - excuse me, regatta.