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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 12/05/2018 at 19:07 • Filed to: None

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Stay away from people who C apitalize T he Fi rst L etter O f  Every Word They Type Even In Normal Everyday Writing. They’re all psychopaths.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/05/2018 at 19:19

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Good to know you’re sane.

boxrocket > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/05/2018 at 19:40

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This is good advice.

As is changing your name from Kitty to Karen. 

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/05/2018 at 19:40

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I’ve seen this too, always wondered WTF?  Or when people constantly shorten the spelling of stuff or spell badly.  I don’t think they can actually be that terrible, can they?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/05/2018 at 19:47

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I have a friend who does this when he texts and I’m just waiting for the day when it turns out he’s a real life Hannibal Lec ter.

CB > boxrocket 12/05/2018 at 19:52

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But what about trading your MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron?

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/05/2018 at 20:09

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But everything they say is headline worthy!

I used to work with a guy who. wrote. all. of. his. sentences. like. this. with. a. period. after. every. word.  He drove a PT Cruiser with every Pep Boys chrome add-on you could imagine. He was just as unhinged as you’d imagine.

Future Heap Owner > CB 12/05/2018 at 20:14

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Only a good move  if it has a cupholder armrest.

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/05/2018 at 20:49

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Just noticed your new(?) username tagline. I approve. I consider Short Skirt, Long Jacket to be my theme song. 

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/05/2018 at 20:51

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If he invites you over for a nice Chianti, maybe say your too busy. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious 12/05/2018 at 21:05

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New as of like 3 days ago. I’ll keep this one until I find another dated  pop culture reference to make.

Longtime Lurker > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/06/2018 at 01:37

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Ha ha ha. Only at work.

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/06/2018 at 02:32

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No I’m Not

:P

functionoverfashion > boxrocket 12/17/2018 at 22:05

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I met a woman named Kitty, and of course, I met her because I was in a champagne lounge at a sailing race - excuse me, regatta.