Oppo-fession

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 12/01/2018 at 01:33 • Filed to: the body is weak

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I... messaged someone selling a vehicle on CL earlier today. Already had plans to withdraw cash at 11am tomorrow. But of course, no reply whatsoever... los sighs. My wife would have killed me anyway.

Yep. No big deal. Yessir, I definitely don’t need to be spending unnecessarily.

[checks phone again]

Hah. Just ahhhhhh checking my battery level.

[checks phone again]

glemon > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/01/2018 at 01:55

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Craigslist: go in expecting no logic or common courtesy and you will be much less likely to be disappointed.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > glemon 12/01/2018 at 02:01

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Craigslist the second worst thing ever. The worst thing ever is a used car dealer.

Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/01/2018 at 02:12

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On December’s eve man!! What are you doing? At least wait until the New Year.

Stef Schrader > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/01/2018 at 02:23

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Ask forgiveness, not permission. You’re a grown man! T rue love can endure bad Craigslist decisions! Buy the car!

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/01/2018 at 02:53

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Plot twist: Craigslist  is all the used car dealers. On one webpage.

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/01/2018 at 03:21

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Thank goodness for flaky CL listings. The junk I would have dragged home is unimaginable if they all messaged me back and acted like actual human beings. 

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/01/2018 at 07:15

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Do we want to know what you have attempted to purchase? :O

shop-teacher > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 12/01/2018 at 09:21

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Don’t we already know that it’s an old Toyota?

I'm guessing writing up his history made him want a Tercel.

Chuckles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/01/2018 at 10:41

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Thanksgiving is usually my cutoff for buying stuff for myself without feeling guilty. After that, it’s gift buying season. So I guess what I’m saying is buy the car, but put a big bow on it and give it to the wife as a Christmas present.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > shop-teacher 12/01/2018 at 12:48

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I would be very happy if it was an old Tercel wagon with 4wd :D