"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
11/28/2018 at 09:30 • Filed to: good morning oppo
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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
11/28/2018 at 09:30 • Filed to: good morning oppo | 0
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Where is the future I was promised in 1955?
Nibby
> ttyymmnn
11/28/2018 at 09:32 |
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NO FUTURE
NO FUTURE
NO FUTURE FOR YOU
Ash78, voting early and often
> ttyymmnn
11/28/2018 at 09:34 |
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When this failed, the design was sold off to South American cannibals as a solar cooker.
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> ttyymmnn
11/28/2018 at 09:38 |
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Fallout 76 Yard Work DLC.
CB
> ttyymmnn
11/28/2018 at 09:45 |
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Ah yes. Because I want to mow the lawn while in a giant ball with no circulation that is going to be hot as hell.
For Sweden
> ttyymmnn
11/28/2018 at 09:47 |
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PartyPooper2012
> CB
11/28/2018 at 10:10 |
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obviously it’s an air conditioned lawn mower... what is you? ignant?
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ttyymmnn
> CB
11/28/2018 at 10:11 |
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It’s air conditioned. Because future.
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ttyymmnn
> For Sweden
11/28/2018 at 10:11 |
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That’s what teenaged children are for.
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PartyPooper2012
> ttyymmnn
11/28/2018 at 10:13 |
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damn... dual exhausts (maybe even quad)
Tail light
Joystick steering.
air conditioned compartment for user
I’m not saying dude is holding a cell phone, but it sure looks like a cell phone.
Well I feel cheated too
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ttyymmnn
> PartyPooper2012
11/28/2018 at 10:17 |
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Dude is saying, “You missed a spot, honey,”
Wife runs him over.
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CB
> PartyPooper2012
11/28/2018 at 10:24 |
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100% certain it wouldn't help.
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PartyPooper2012
> ttyymmnn
11/28/2018 at 10:29 |
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I think they used a different word then.
Husbonde (Old English)
Meowle (Old English)
Quean or Cwene (Derogatory; Old English)
Woman or Wifmann (Old English)
Lady (1205)
Female (1315)
Mare (1303 – 1590)
Piece (1400)
Minikin (1550 – 1706)
Pigsy (1553)
Skirt (1560)
Jug (1569 – 1707)
Tarleather (1575)
Goddess (1579)
Pussy (1583)
Smock (1591 – 1693)
Rib (1589-90)
Maness (1594 – 1855)
Mumps (1598/9 – 1695)
Petticoat (1600- 1898)
Murrey Kersey (1607)
Rib of man (kind) (1609)
Womanship (1609)
Modicum (Derogatory; 1611-23)
Uptails (1671)
Cow (Vulgar: 1696)
Biddy (Derogatory; 1785 )
Pintail (1792)
Piece of goods (1809 – 1895)
Bit of muslin (1823 – 1850)
Heifer (Derogatory; 1835)
Hay-bag (1851)
(Insert name of man) in petticoats (1853)
Bint (1855)
Tart (1864)
Mivvy (1881-1923)
Totty (1890)
Frail (1908)
Bit of stuff (1909)
Floozie (1911)
Muff (1914)
Babe and Bird (1915)
Bimbo (1929)
Scupper (Vulgar; 1935)
Ace of Spades (widow)
Anchor (wife)
Babe or Baby
Baggage (wife)
Ball and Chain (wife…hmmm, sensing a pattern here)
Better Half (wife…that’s better)
Bats (prostitute)
Biddy (oddly enough, a young woman)
Bim
or
Bimbo
Blimp (stout woman)
Blister (Ugly or old woman)
Broad
Bundle of Rags (wife…sheesh)
Canary (singer)
Chick
Chippy
Cookie Pusher (wealthy young woman)
Cuddle Cutie (prostitute)
Dawn Patrol (restaurant lingo for a young woman who regularly patronizes the joint very early in the morning)
Demi-Tasse or Demi-Rep (prostitute)
Dish
Doll or Dolly
Fem
Fever (girlfriend)
Filly (young woman)
Floozie (not a compliment)
Frail
Frau (wife)
Frill
Frump (sloppy or critical woman)
Gash
Gid (young woman)
Gilly (prostitute)
Girlie
Golddigger (woman only after dough)
Grouse (prostitute)
Hash-Slinger (waitress)
Herring (an incorruptible girl — Herring was the brand of safe that couldn’t be dynamited open )
High Jumper (young woman fond of liquor)
Iron Pants (chaste woman)
Jailbait (teenage girls)
Jane
Jennie (waitress)
Jizzie (unattractive woman)
Kelsey (young woman)
Kitten
Knockout (gorgeous woman)
Left-Handed Wife (kept woman)
Loud Speaker (wife)
Lousyliz (cheap prostitute)
Looker (knockout)
Lynx (woman who snitches to the boss)
Main Squeeze (girlfriend or hostess)
Mama (not mom, the “red-hot” kind)
Minnow
Moll (girlfriend, a Gun Moll is a gangster’s girlfriend)
Mugbug (girl who gives in easily, the opposite of a herring)
Number
Paznazki (loose woman)
Pick Me Up (yep, another loose woman)
Pig (chorus girl)
Pigeon (girl who sits with the driver in the front seat of a rum-runner’s car or boat to give it an air of respectability)
Plugs (a man or a woman really)
Pro Skirt (prostitute)
Pullet (young woman)
Rib
Roundheels (kinda slutty)
Sidecar (wife)
Sister
Skirt
Snag
Split (loose woman)
Strange (prostitute, or vagina)
Tomato
Torcher (singer)
Tramp (not a compliment)
Twist
Weak Sister (pushover of any gender)
Whiz Bang (waitress easily dated by customers)
Worker (golddigger)
Wren
Wrong Number (a man or a woman)
Zoyneh (prostitute)
Some may be repeating and I don’t see toots on these lists
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PartyPooper2012
> CB
11/28/2018 at 10:35 |
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You would be on that chair. Wife would be in the fish tank mowing the lawn and complaining that the AC is not working well and you would be trying to convince her that she needs to drive faster so the belt spins the compressor faster and making it cooler.
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ttyymmnn
> PartyPooper2012
11/28/2018 at 10:54 |
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That’s some impressive scholarship.
JustAnotherG6
> For Sweden
11/28/2018 at 11:01 |
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Call me when they have a robot snow blower.... that doesn’t eat children or small dogs.
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PartyPooper2012
> ttyymmnn
11/28/2018 at 11:10 |
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Sorry to disappoint. Copy and Paste from a couple of websites.
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For Sweden
> ttyymmnn
11/28/2018 at 11:10 |
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Sure, make your teenagers do yard work while their peers are volunteering at hospitals and earning admission to Rice.
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ttyymmnn
> PartyPooper2012
11/28/2018 at 11:12 |
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That counts as scholarship these days.
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ttyymmnn
> For Sweden
11/28/2018 at 11:12 |
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I went to Rice. I never did yard work.
Hey, wait a sec....
Then again, we lived in a townhouse and didn’t have a yard.
user314
> ttyymmnn
11/28/2018 at 11:23 |
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We went a different route .
Yard work is hard work – but Husqvarna Automower® makes it easy. Automower® can be set up by the homeowner, or it can be installed by a trained Husqvarna dealer. As the world’s smartest robot lawn mower, Automower®:
• Navigates lawns of any complexity – even yards with obstacles and slopes.
• Mows both day and night – and even in nasty weather.
• Remains discreet and silent at all times.
• Works safely around pets and children.
• Resists theft with a built-in alarm.
And yes, it has an app, and is Alexa compatible .
• Alexa, ask Automower® to start
• Alexa, ask Automower® to park
• Alexa, ask Automower® what it’s doing
...and more!
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ttyymmnn
> user314
11/28/2018 at 12:26 |
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That looks expensive. My kids work for free.
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user314
> ttyymmnn
11/28/2018 at 12:32 |
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True, but you don’t have to threaten to take Automower’s XBox away to get it to start. ;-P
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PartyPooper2012
> ttyymmnn
11/28/2018 at 13:23 |
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oh!... well shit... gimme a diploma, a cushy job with a sweet pay. By the way, I’ll be sick for the next decade or two.
Thanks