![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:16 • Filed to: Ask Oppo, shitpost, shitposting, Black Friday | ![]() | ![]() |
Joop counts don’t dispute it.
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the jag smells like the waitress. Id take the Jag :)
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:16 |
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I bet the Corvette one smells like a dirty diaper filled with Indian food.
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perfumes?
*sprays on some more wd40*
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:19 |
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I use that as a beard and chest hair oil. But I can’t spray diesel on myself becuase of the fire risk . So have to resort to TJ maxx clearance section
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:21 |
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Pb blaster is a better perfume.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:21 |
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Smells like fr eshly washed jean shorts , NewBalance white sneakers and Cheap alcohol.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:36 |
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None. Perfume is the of the devil
Im joking......... maybe
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:38 |
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Corvette smells like divorce court, R ogaine and Budweiser
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:39 |
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Out of the selected fragrances I would say MB since they actually do UNDERSTATED luxury.
Massive lols if you don’t even get out of the store before getting decked if you chose Mustang.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:40 |
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If by Jaguar you mean...
Ah the sweet scent of aging.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:41 |
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All that and cheap cigar smoke too
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:41 |
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Wrong! It smells like gold chains and exposed chest hair.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:43 |
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No eau de parsh?
Mercedes sounds like it would smell the least awful somehow. I fully expect the Jag one to smell like stale gin, the Corvette one to smell like that kind of old man aftershave that burns a lot and doesn’t smell...good, the Mustang and Ferrari to smell like different flavors of rebranded Axe, and JOOP! to smell like busted-open diff fluid.
On second thought, maybe JOOP!
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:55 |
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Eu De Parsh is too fancy for this crowd.Jaaag was the only one I could try, smelled like a cleaning product and not in a nice way.
Also I checked amazon, Porsche Design stuff is expensive and comes across as douchy while a Bentley Intense is actually cheaper and preferred by the discerning gentleman
![]() 11/23/2018 at 14:57 |
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Mustang perfume obviously smells of burnt rubber from your local cars and coffee. And it does attract Mustangs. They can smell your fear mixed with it.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 15:07 |
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I thought that aroma was the Cougar.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 15:09 |
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How much is the Ferrari cologne? If it’s more expensive than Armani Code, CP.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 15:11 |
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I laughed out loud at the price tag on the Jaguar.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 15:11 |
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I didnt even check the price and I can tell you it will be a confirmed CP. Becuase # Branding
![]() 11/23/2018 at 15:12 |
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Cheaper than an actual used Jaguar, and without the electrical problems.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 15:14 |
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Remove the decimal point and you can probably get 2013 model year cars.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 15:20 |
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Get the joop, homme!
![]() 11/23/2018 at 15:27 |
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V A P O R I S E T E A U E R
sounds fancy. Bet it smells like shit.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 15:44 |
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Just dab some hypoid gear lube behind your ears.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 15:49 |
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Funny that Cologne in French also means toilet.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 16:11 |
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I used the Corvette Black for a while, the wife actually liked it. That would be my pick.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 18:33 |
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hummer?
![]() 11/23/2018 at 20:04 |
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That would just be the C3 cologne.
![]() 11/23/2018 at 22:12 |
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The Mustang cologne actually smells really nice but I can never find it when I am out of cologne.
![]() 11/25/2018 at 01:52 |
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Intense!
Porsche Design is weirdly sorta-separate from Porsche cars, IIRC. So, really, eau de parsh is that scent you get after you accidental
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splurted oil all over your arm and there’s under-car gunk in your hair that you didn’t notice until just now.