What are you thankful for, Oppo?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/22/2018 at 14:07 • Filed to: Oppo

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I'm thankful for my 2-car garage and 2-wide driveway.


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Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 14:10

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I’m thankful for consumerism and capitalism that make our lives easier at the exploitation of cheap labor.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 14:10

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People wanting their cars cleaned. Lol. 


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 14:11

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2-car garage and 2-wide driveway.

My dream. seriously.

I am thankful that I have 4 cars, a wife and my health.


Kinja'd!!! arl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 14:12

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Mucinex and Gatorade. Freaking sick. Blah


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 14:13

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Everything. My home, my family, my cars, my job, living in the USA ... All of it. Live every day with gratitude.


Kinja'd!!! Kim Jong - Healthy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 14:14

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i’m thankful for working in an industry (golf) I truly love, my fiancé for putting up with my ass, and of course our bimmers:

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Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 14:15

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Having a stable well paying job


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/22/2018 at 14:17

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Being gainfully employed is good. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/22/2018 at 14:19

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It only took me 31 years to achieve. But now I want a 3- or 4-car garage. As an American, I’m programmed to never be content 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > arl
11/22/2018 at 14:19

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I'm sorry 


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 14:21

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My health, my family and Oppo


Kinja'd!!! BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 14:39

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I’m thankful for the Twingo, and of course for my family, friends and Oppo (and the lovely people on it that join me on roadtrips) . Oh and my job.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 14:50

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Being Canadian.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 14:51

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i am thankfu l management hasnt noticed me yet... oh and im thankful my shiney new rear wheel was ready for me today

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hooray no more risk of asploding rear wheel..... wonder what i’ll break next


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 15:20

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I have a whole lot to be thankful for this year. I started a new job at the beginning of the year that I truly love, and my partner was able to escape his horrible job a month ago. It doesn’t pay near as much but he’s so much happier and so am I.

I’m thankful I wasn’t hurt in my car accident earlier in the year. It also erased a big chunk of debt, and now I have a car that’s more entertaining and way cheaper.

I’m thankful that we both have such great parents. They’re all supportive and great people. We got to have dinner with my parents this past weekend, and today we’re hanging out at his parents’ place.

Also, my dad contacted me out of the blue and I've visited with him a few times, after not having much contact for years.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 16:30

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That I don't live in America, that I don't live in a big city, that I have a family that enjoys my company and that I have 100 acres of parking.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/22/2018 at 23:56

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Everything - employment, reasonable health, shelter, stability, and a couple cars I like are just icing on the cake.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/23/2018 at 07:30

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i’m above ground,  upright and breathing


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/25/2018 at 00:54

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Everything is garbage, and the only thing worthy of my thanks this year is the Zündapp Janus. What a neat little car! Also, Puffalumps.

Yo, everything else: try not sucking big giant amounts of butt for a change.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Stef Schrader
11/25/2018 at 01:01

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Why is everything garbage? 


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/25/2018 at 14:19

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Still c an’t find a decent job after I (willingly, like a moron) shot myself in the nuts by leaving Jalopnik. My cars are borked and I can’t afford to fix them. Heck, even my Puffalumps need attention and (see source of depression re: cars). I just kind of feel forgotten about and useless lately, and thus, life is trash.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Stef Schrader
11/25/2018 at 15:43

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Damn, that's awful. Well don't be shy about posting here, we are a supportive bunch, many bits of wisdom and similar struggles...


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/25/2018 at 18:12

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Thanks, man.