"As God as my witness. I thought turkeys could fly"

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
11/22/2018 at 11:49 • Filed to: Thanksgiving

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Happy Turkey Day Oppo.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2018 at 12:06

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I’ve been watching Cheers on Netflix. Classic comedy is the best comedy.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Just Jeepin'
11/22/2018 at 12:11

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Heck yeah! Cheers and Night Court we’re Staples in my household


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2018 at 12:14

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As a huge Night Court fan it was entertaining to see Harry Anderson sh ow up in Cheers. I’d forgotten that he played a recurring character.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2018 at 12:17

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BEST THANKSGIVING STORY EVER!!


Kinja'd!!! The last stock SC 5speed > Spaceball-Two
11/22/2018 at 13:51

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But...turkeys can too fly.    Well, real ones in the wild anyway.  


Kinja'd!!! facw > The last stock SC 5speed
11/22/2018 at 15:03

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Yep, though the farm variety are far too heavy to pull it off. Some manage not to die when thrown out of planes:  Tossing a Bird That Does Not Fly Out of a Plane


Kinja'd!!! merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Just Jeepin'
11/22/2018 at 22:12

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NORM!


Kinja'd!!! The last stock SC 5speed > facw
11/23/2018 at 02:14

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Oh my god that article is the best thing I’ve read in a long time.  Freaking Pulitzer Prize level investigative journalism right there.  Thank you.