New contender for worst hotel carpet [Update]

"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck) 11/20/2018 at 15:20 • Filed to: None

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[Updare] Upgrade! We are now in a suite which adds a couch and a tv in a separate area. My son has claimed it as his own.

The broken toilet is still broken. They have to order a new seat, so that room is now out of service. No word on how it was broken....

I love that it’s somewhat fractal.

Speaking of things frac’d, the toilet seat it fractured. If they had another room to put us in, they would. Maintenance should be here tomorrow.

Nibby > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/19/2018 at 22:38

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RIP your butt

aquila121 > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/19/2018 at 22:40

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That toilet seat isn't fractured, it's flat-out broken. Here's hoping the rest of your stay is free of additional headaches.

HammerheadFistpunch > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/19/2018 at 22:40

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I love it.  Crappy carpets are my jam

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/19/2018 at 22:41

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I don't hate it

TheRealBicycleBuck > aquila121 11/19/2018 at 22:42

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Thanks. We’re trying to parlay it into an upgrade to a suite. The desk clerk can’t authorize it, but the manager can. 

PyramidHat > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/19/2018 at 22:42

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Hampton inn?

TheRealBicycleBuck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/19/2018 at 22:43

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I guess the blue and brown make an interesting contrast to the yellow walls. 

TheRealBicycleBuck > PyramidHat 11/19/2018 at 22:44

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Fairfield Inn. 

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/19/2018 at 23:02

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I really wish there was a way to know the story behind how the toilet seat broke like that. 

MM54 > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/19/2018 at 23:07

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That carpet... isn’t all that bad.

Bummer about the toilet seat; probably pretty uncomfortable to sit on that broken edge. Hopefully they get it fixed ASAP or move you into a nicer room for it.

MM54 > PyramidHat 11/19/2018 at 23:08

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My first thought as well when I saw the “church” brand toilet, but the room number signs are different (Hamptons have the old-timey pictures)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/19/2018 at 23:23

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Warning! Be careful when shitting.

Ash78, voting early and often > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/19/2018 at 23:52

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( Hemhor)roid rage!

pip bip - choose Corrour > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/20/2018 at 05:58

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how the fuck do the cleaners not notice that ?

you would think the cleaners will tell maintenance workers if something is broken

TheRealBicycleBuck > pip bip - choose Corrour 11/20/2018 at 06:56

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I asked the same question. I even asked the clerk to check the maintenance log. No report. It means the housekeeper either didn’t clean the toilet or forgot to report it. If it’s the latter, I’d bet they don’t carry the right forms with them on their cart. 

TheRealBicycleBuck > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 11/20/2018 at 07:01

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Why wonder when you can just make one up?

Harold had been on the run for three weeks before the dealer finally caught up with him....

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/20/2018 at 17:06

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Why do I feel like this story ends with someone getting shived with a toilet seat?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/20/2018 at 18:40

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I've seen worse

TheRealBicycleBuck > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2018 at 18:43

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Mind-boggling.

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2018 at 18:47

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They so nailed the “built in the early 1900s/cheaply renovated in the 1970s” aesthetic in that movie.