This is the worst spec'd Cayman GT4 I have ever seen...

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
11/19/2018 at 09:35 • Filed to: None

No sport chrono...no carbon bucket seats....no navi....I get that it’s probably spec’d right for Oppo, but for my job, this thing isn’t worth a dime.

DISCUSSION (81)

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:39

BUT MA PLAID

E92M3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:40

Buy it, and I'll give you $40k for it?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:41

Pssh. This is what automotive P U R I T Y looks like. Only real Enthusiasts™ will appreciate it (while never being able to af ford it) .

Matt Nichelson > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:41

Those seats are hideous.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > E92M3
11/19/2018 at 09:42

I’ll give him 41k!

bob and john > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:42

wow that loks TERRIBLE without nav

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:43

But those seats tho

yitznewton > Matt Nichelson
11/19/2018 at 09:44

a) I like the GTI plaid seats

b) but these are ass ugly

c) to reiterate OP, who the HELL gets a GT4 without buckets

imadick > Matt Nichelson
11/19/2018 at 09:44

You misspelled amazing

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:44

Oooh I like those cubbies! Much better that a useless screen. And it Manual!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:44

No nav is how they should be.

yitznewton > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:46

Also what the hell is that shift knob?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
11/19/2018 at 09:46

I’ ll give him my 401K !

WilliamsSW > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:46

God and it doesn’t even have an automatic transmission. How awful.

It needs the Sport Chrono, but the hell with the other crap.

Nibby > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:46

wow way to make a higher end car look low e nd

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > E92M3
11/19/2018 at 09:49

Its on sale for 88k

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > WilliamsSW
11/19/2018 at 09:50

Dont think the GT4’s had autos

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > yitznewton
11/19/2018 at 09:50

Autozone

404 - User No Longer Available > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
11/19/2018 at 09:52

I can do $41,001. Let’s start the bidding.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:53

Here is a Subaru with a properly installed nav system:

Kinja'd!!!

WilliamsSW > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:54

Ick. Why would anyone want one then?

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:56

Yes I do believe this is Oppo spec. If it isn’t worth a dime I’m sure one of us will take it off your hands for say.... $0.09?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > WilliamsSW
11/19/2018 at 09:58

Excuse you! It’s not just another auto, It’s called Porsche-Doppelkupplungsgetriebe you filthy casual.

Spanfeller is a twat > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 09:59

This must be some sort of satire on the predatory speculation of Porsches, right, right ?

I mean... who had the guts to put an autozone shifter on a Porsche? But they knew it would sell because it’s a GT4!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
11/19/2018 at 10:00

Yeah, but it only works if you listen to it in the first place

PS9 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:00

Fine, give it to me if you don't want it.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:01

What m/y is this thing?

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/19/2018 at 10:01

Well clearly this so called GT4 is the entry level model - the price leader, like the old base Civic hatchback. Shit, it’s not even rear engined.

You know- a Porsche for the peasants.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/19/2018 at 10:04

2015

Arrivederci > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:05

I offered them $50k and they laughed for some reason.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Arrivederci
11/19/2018 at 10:07

Its worth prolly ~70k

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PS9
11/19/2018 at 10:13

But i dont own it

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/19/2018 at 10:13

No.

Wrong.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
11/19/2018 at 10:13

BUT MA BUCKETS

adamftw > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:13

I really dig those seats.

shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/19/2018 at 10:17

This is the correct answer.

shop-teacher > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:18

I think it’s magnificent.

I’ll trade you a ‘98 Chevy Metro that runs and drives ... sort of.

Ssfancyfresh > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:22

I don’t know how someone ends up with a GT4 without any creature comforts, but doesn’t option the buckets. I mean, if you’re gonna punish yourself, go all the way.

Or don’t get a gt4. This car makes no sense

TechJunky > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:26

So it’s a stripped down car to be track-ready , but without the track components to make it more comfortable on the street....

This was a prank. It must have been. The rich are weird.

wafflesnfalafel > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:27

that is one sweet ride, (though is it me or do those seats no look like they have very much side bolster?)

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:33

Nav is overrated. I’ve used my phone for the past three or four cars that I’ve had that have Nav. Never use the OEM versions. So I don’t see the need. Problem is, to get the other options, you need to get nav as well.

aquila121 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:39

You can't be serious.

jasmits > merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc
11/19/2018 at 10:39

Stick an iPad with cell service in that hole where the radio’s supposed to be and you’ve got the best nav/infotainment system out there

Arrivederci > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:40

Yeah, at least. Guy screamed at me, “I KNOW WHAT I HAVE” and hung up.

Rude.

aquila121 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:41

Wait, do all Porsches have the ignition to the left of the wheel?

Weird.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:44

Dude, this isn’t specced right for fucking anything . What idiot at the dealer ordered this without making damn sure the customer could actually fucking pay for it?

Captain of the Enterprise > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:45

I’m fine with everything but the no radio

BJ > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 10:50

That big storage cubby in the middle of the dash looks so strange. It’s like a flashback to the 70s or 80s. The seats are amazing, but I just don’t get why they’d exclude the other options...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > aquila121
11/19/2018 at 10:50

#GermanThings

Milky > aquila121
11/19/2018 at 11:01

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > aquila121
11/19/2018 at 11:02

I think it’s a throw-back to the early days of Le Mans when they did the running start. Having the key on that side of the wheel makes it easier for a driver to start the car as they are getting in.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > aquila121
11/19/2018 at 11:08

its so you can turn the ignition with your left hand while buckling up with you right.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc
11/19/2018 at 11:11

The only way I’d want a touch screen head unit these days is if it is Android Auto, so it is essentially my phone, but on the cars screen. I don’t see the point of what used to be OEM infotainment systems, they are always awful, in which case, yes I’d also prefer my phone.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/19/2018 at 11:14

I stop the car, and get out and punch that guy in the mouth. Your co-op driver needs to

Sammy can you please concentrate

NO, BECAUSE YOU KEEP YELLING!

punkgoose17 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 11:14

Honestly I feel like this is Tavarish spec. New/used seats from a crashed higher spec model. Install a new Porsche classic radio. That empty hole in the dash looks so weird. Is it a radio delete car??? Also, a good not autozone shift knob.

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > jasmits
11/19/2018 at 11:29

Exactly. Always updated too.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 11:34

That’s just a racecar in waiting for someone with deep pockets.

Nick Has an Exocet > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 11:44

I dig the nav delete but it needs sport chrono and sport buckets.

Dru > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 11:52

Noob question but what does the sport chrono include?

The Snowman > aquila121
11/19/2018 at 12:08

Its a tractor thing I bet lambos are that way too.

JustAnotherG6 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 12:11

The road is right there in front of you... all you have to do is follow it. Nav just gets in the way of an enjoyable drive. Same with phones.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 12:45

Not worth a dime? I’ll gladly take it off your hands and pay you a whole dollar for it! Win-win!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
11/19/2018 at 13:51

You can call them about it, i don’t own

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > aquila121
11/19/2018 at 13:53

I have no clue, Rennlist tells me its a classic shift knob but itnlooks like shit

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Future next gen S2000 owner
11/19/2018 at 13:55

Racer with deep pockets? Thats more like GT3

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
11/19/2018 at 13:56

Its worth $10

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 14:08

Only if you can find someone willing to spend the other $20k to actually finish making it a track toy.

I mean, shit, you could n’t even order a GT4 from the customer site without sport chrono. So some dumbass actually went through the hoops .

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
11/19/2018 at 14:35

And now it sits forever :D

Future next gen S2000 owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 14:41

Kinja'd!!!

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2018 at 14:54

Or until they offer enough trunk money for me to seriously consider it. (And put the fucking Bose PCM in it. Yes, Porsche will fucking warranty it even if it’s not factory , you dumbasses.)

I mean, GT4 or not, it’s still a Cayman. I’d winter it.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/19/2018 at 14:58

There’s “no navigation” and then there’s “absolutely no stereo whatsoever and the engine doesn’t sound half as good.”

Guess which one this is.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
11/19/2018 at 15:07

This is a GT4 not a 718 the engine sounds fine.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/19/2018 at 15:09

This is a 9A1 equipped GT4. I own a 9A1 equipped GTS. Trust me, I am much better equipped to evaluate the sound than you are.

The Cayman just does not sound as good as the 911 GTS. Especially when you push the PSE button on the 911.

PS9 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/19/2018 at 17:27

Take my 402k instead, it's one better than his!