![]() 11/16/2018 at 13:28 • Filed to: shitpost | ![]() | ![]() |
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Pr
inting this for future use.
![]() 11/16/2018 at 13:55 |
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Maybe she went to Catholic school and learned the dark art of towel whipping.
![]() 11/16/2018 at 14:03 |
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Clearly this was made by someone who has never been married.
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Yeah, I feel like this would be a onc e in a lifetime thing. Like you would have to choose very carefully. So carefully.
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Sorry, I don’t think a towel enema sounds all that pleasant, so I’ll pass.
![]() 11/16/2018 at 14:30 |
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And here are the current Vegas odds on the outcome:
She laughs - 50/1
You die - OFF
![]() 11/16/2018 at 15:19 |
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If she was just mildly angry, she’d probably laugh.
If she was actually angry, I would do it, then run as fast as I could.