Uh, Dodge? I have some news about your new Muscle Santa

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 11/15/2018 at 22:23 • Filed to: None

2

14

Speaking as a member of the tribe , I’m pretty sure the only thing Bill Goldberg is doing on Christmas is going to the movies and eating Chinese food.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Textured Soy Protein 11/15/2018 at 22:27

0

For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein 11/15/2018 at 22:29

2

I don’t want to live in a world where Jews can’t enjoy C hristmas

Textured Soy Protein > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/15/2018 at 22:30

0

Are you asking about some hidden meaning in the license plate, or the fact that it's painted to match the car? The painting happens all the time in car advertising. I'd assume because they don't want a bare license plate holder sticking out there, but don't want a license plate messing up the lines of the car. Ever seen a front plate in a car commercial?

Textured Soy Protein > For Sweden 11/15/2018 at 22:30

0

Christmas is great. I love Chinese food.

aquila121 > Textured Soy Protein 11/15/2018 at 22:31

0

Funny.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Textured Soy Protein 11/15/2018 at 22:35

0

just that its there, if it wasn’ t no one would notice. it seems weird to paint it the same. you see it, you probably notice it more cuz its painted to match and looks weird .

Textured Soy Protein > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/15/2018 at 22:41

0

On the other hand...

shop-teacher > Textured Soy Protein 11/15/2018 at 22:44

0

I mean, at least he won't mind working on Christmas Eve.

Textured Soy Protein > shop-teacher 11/15/2018 at 23:02

1

On Christmas Eve I get dragged to church with my Catholic wife’s side of the family. Every year I laugh at the little kids reenacting the story of the birth of Jesus because one of the lines the 7 year old narrator has to say is, “even though Mary had not had relations with a man, she was with child!”

I always picture that little kid asking his or her extra-churchy parents what having relations means. My wife hates when I laugh at that part, but if I’m going to have to dress up and sit awkwardly in my seat while everyone else goes up for communion, I’m laughing at that little kid dammit!

shop-teacher > Textured Soy Protein 11/15/2018 at 23:15

1

Ha! I would to!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Textured Soy Protein 11/15/2018 at 23:45

0

Wow, why go at all? Giving them faint hope that you might join and not burn in hell? You're already going because you don't eat meat.

Textured Soy Protein > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/16/2018 at 01:05

0

We don't have hell, it's more like being perpetually in a train station where the trains keep leaving without you.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2018 at 01:12

0

That sounds kind of relaxing

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2018 at 08:59

0

Japan train station wouldn’t be so bad, Chicago subway station at 2a.m........that’s a pretty Hell-ish place.