"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
11/15/2018 at 16:03 • Filed to: None
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"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
11/15/2018 at 16:03 • Filed to: None | 3
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FEATURED ON BOOSTED BOIS YOUTUBE.
E xtreamly mint 1992 Toyota Corolla Wagon with the back very cleanly cut off by my professional hands with a harbor freight sawzall.
Headlights painted in JDM style with a ca n of John Deere Yellow spray paint from O’Reilly’s.
s he’s spent the last year at red line 99% of the time weather that be ripping down the strip at bandimere or doing some mean one tire burnouts in the Chic Fila parking lot.
She’ll bounce off limiter for at least 20 seconds before she has a slight miss then she’s right back to it.
If you slam her in reverse, drop the clutch and whip the wheel the left you’ll do some fat doughnuts, even better in the snow.
Right axel makes some serious banging and shakes when you’re driving but she’s still mint.
If you need to beat your boy in a n/a Jetta this is your bitch, she’ll grind out the win no problem at bandimere.
God fuck how could I forget the custom as fuvk exhaust straight through the hood with a fence post pipe to a $20 tip from O’Reilly’s.
Will pass emissions if you connect the old exhaust still under the car but that’s lame as fuck
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> MonkeePuzzle
11/15/2018 at 16:14 |
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harbor freight sawzall
that says so much.
I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
> MonkeePuzzle
11/15/2018 at 16:21 |
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What a waste of a perfectly good Corolla wagon. Sad!
WilliamsSW
> MonkeePuzzle
11/15/2018 at 16:22 |
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OK, but you gotta go to the Gram to get the scoop. For real ‘reverse dounys’ and pegleg burnouts in the “Chic Fila” parking lot.
https://insta-stalker.com/profile/truck_rolla/
CobraJoe
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/15/2018 at 16:26 |
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I think the biggest red flag is blaming the results on the tools used.
Ash78, voting early and often
> CobraJoe
11/15/2018 at 16:40 |
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With Harbor Freight, he may not be completely wrong. But by choosing the tools, you have already made the error before you begin cutting.
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CobraJoe
> Ash78, voting early and often
11/15/2018 at 17:05 |
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You can get good results from a crappy tool if you work with patience and skill.
Besides,
HF stuff isn’t that bad, I have a cheapo saw
zall from HF, and it’s perfectly adequate. A quality tool will last longer and give better results with less effort, but it won’t give the user any more skill.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> MonkeePuzzle
11/15/2018 at 17:43 |
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Not funny enough...and CP to boot.
RPM esq.
> CobraJoe
11/15/2018 at 18:22 |
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Yeah, but joking about the cheap-ass tools and hackery arguably makes for a more appealing ad than “painstakingly cut by hand by my redneck uncle with a hacksaw. I swear he did a good job.” I mean, I’m not buying it either way, I’m just saying.
glemon
> MonkeePuzzle
11/15/2018 at 20:09 |
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I think it is kind of cool looking, but I sure wouldn't buy it. Ad tries to be funny, but not really that much, although it might come off better coming into cold rather than expecting the lol's