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"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 11/15/2018 at 12:25 • Filed to: None

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/15/2018 at 12:31

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xdrive bimmers arent as good as audis?

whaaaaaaaaaaat?

they’re  both shit... at that point what does it matter... shit is shit no matter what grade it is... just keep it away from me

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/15/2018 at 12:31

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xdrive bimmers arent as good as audis?

whaaaaaaaaaaat?

they’re  both shit... at that point what does it matter... shit is shit no matter what grade it is... just keep it away from me

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 11/15/2018 at 12:33

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how dare you sir. Audis are shit, Xdrives are a gift from the car gods. 

MonkeePuzzle > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/15/2018 at 12:37

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ihm96 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/15/2018 at 12:37

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Nah boi xdrives are heathen bmws, you just gotta buy blizzaks. 4Matic is where its at for the snow

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/15/2018 at 12:38

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ive worked on bimmers... the older ones were torture

the new ones are built purely to punish puny mechanics of the peasant variety

it being a good drivers car is just a side effect

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/15/2018 at 12:43

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SH-AWD is the best. Come at me bro.

Tekamul > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/15/2018 at 12:47

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Not best, but better than Audi, extra better than xDrive.

Best is EV 4 motor, no diffs, like Acura’s NSX hill climb car from last year.  Sure you can’t buy that config, but it’s still best.

LongbowMkII > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/15/2018 at 12:47

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What?

RWD>AWD

Ash78, voting early and often > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/15/2018 at 12:48

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FAKE NOTE!

The Ghost of Oppo > MonkeePuzzle 11/15/2018 at 13:10

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Good work on the memes all the way down 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ihm96 11/15/2018 at 13:19

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Eric @ opposite-lock.com > MonkeePuzzle 11/15/2018 at 13:30

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Meta memes are best memes.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > ihm96 11/15/2018 at 13:31

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Urambo Tauro > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/15/2018 at 13:34

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I don’t know enough about BMWs and Audis, or about the source material to get this.

Is Spongebob ignoring a troll or a truth?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Urambo Tauro 11/15/2018 at 13:38

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I’m not sure 

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 11/15/2018 at 13:47

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Except they’re not notably good driver’s cars anymore. All but the most expensive/exotic ones are no better than a random Toyota in any measure. I legitimately can’t understand why people pay so much for them.

Modern ME modeling tools have made everything that was once the realm of luxury vehicles available in everyday cars. They all handle pretty well to great, most have ample power, their fit-and-finish is great... On the other hand, modern safety standards have made every vehicle heavy, so we pretty much have peak handling and safety in most cars right now.

The only thing Ze Germans have that sets them apart anymore is that they still make RWD vehicles.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 11/15/2018 at 13:50

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tbh... i wouldnt know how they drive...

last bimmer i drove was me uncles 850... it was very comfy

ihm96 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/15/2018 at 14:11

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Wrong. It may be slightly quicker in the snow when AWD, but it still is less fun the other 99% of the time when you have to carry around the extra heft and worse handling. Xdrive became ubiquitous right as BMW moved away from being the ultimate drivers car towards being the same as every other brand

ihm96 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 11/15/2018 at 14:16

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Honestly, whore island sounds nicer than the cold ass snow I’m in so I’ll take it lol. My point remains though, xdrive bimmers are inferior to normal bimmers

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/15/2018 at 20:03

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After driving four hours in the snow home tonight, yes...SH-Awd for life

pip bip - choose Corrour > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/16/2018 at 05:18

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Audis are complete dumpster fires!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/18/2018 at 18:22

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do you notice the torque vectoring in slippery conditions or all the time? I loved the old TL, but at the time couldn’t justify having to get the V6 and tech packages to get the awd.