Ze Germans Are Here

"Kim Jong - Healthy" (topaztouring) 11/12/2018 at 22:04 • Filed to: None

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Im hosting an event for BMW. Everyone is so european.

I couldn’t pick anyone out for the life of me but maybe you can?

I hear a VP of something or other is here, but everyone just looks like a normal ass dude. Either way, they are all very friendly and not pretentious, the exact opposite of their fan bois.

PatBateman > Kim Jong - Healthy 11/12/2018 at 22:16

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Take the nearest golf club and hit homeboy with the pink pants on in the head with it.

Even if you’re pro salmon khakis, it’s too late in the season to wear them. 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Kim Jong - Healthy 11/12/2018 at 22:18

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Can you ask them if the G21 wagon is coming to the US?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Kim Jong - Healthy 11/12/2018 at 22:19

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Have you told them that the S-Class is better then the 7 series? 

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > PatBateman 11/12/2018 at 22:20

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Seriously. That shit shoulda been put away after Labor Day.

Tapas > Kim Jong - Healthy 11/12/2018 at 22:24

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Ask for employee discount on an M8.

The Dummy Gummy > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 11/12/2018 at 22:24

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You and Pat have some issues you need to deal with haha .

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PatBateman 11/12/2018 at 22:27

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Salmon colored pants or shorts decrease your importance by several orders of magnitude. 

Kim Jong - Healthy > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/12/2018 at 22:33

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“it will be coming later this year...to Canada”

he was unsure about the US because of what we already know, americans buy crossovers, not wagons.

Tristan > Kim Jong - Healthy 11/12/2018 at 22:39

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The parking lot must be a nightmare.

Kim Jong - Healthy > Tapas 11/12/2018 at 22:43

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I asked someone if the M8 is available to employees, and it is to purchase, but not for their TWO CORPORATE CARS A YEAR THEY GET FOR FREE

Tapas > Kim Jong - Healthy 11/12/2018 at 22:46

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WOW 2 CORPORATE CARS A YEAR FOR FREE ?

Fuck!

DipodomysDeserti > Kim Jong - Healthy 11/12/2018 at 23:17

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I think I see my service rep. You sure it isn’t just BMW North Scottsdale? They look like a bunch of Scottsdale bros, especially Mr. Salmon pants.

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 11/12/2018 at 23:18

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And if you’re pro salmon pants, you should then impail yourself on said golf club.

Kim Jong - Healthy > DipodomysDeserti 11/12/2018 at 23:20

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It very well could be.

From what I gathered it’s the head guys from BMWNA, and their dealers, so I would not be shocked if someone from Scottsdale is here.

DipodomysDeserti > Kim Jong - Healthy 11/12/2018 at 23:23

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Oooohhh, so a bunch of Joisey bois.

wafflesnfalafel > Kim Jong - Healthy 11/12/2018 at 23:31

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Top Golf treat you right?  They used to be one of my clients...  

Kim Jong - Healthy > PatBateman 11/12/2018 at 23:32

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I am never pro salmon anything.

His jacket was a light lavender too, i’m not sure if  frat boys jacked the euro look or vice versa.

Kim Jong - Healthy > wafflesnfalafel 11/12/2018 at 23:34

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they really do.

I come from working at green grass facilities, it’s seriously night and day under the corporate structure. I’m salary, with commission, and overtime as well. Just to teach lessons, run tournaments, and hit golf balls.

what line of work are you in?

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > The Dummy Gummy 11/12/2018 at 23:34

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Naah, I’m just very fashion forward.

Wtf that means..

Kim Jong - Healthy > Tristan 11/12/2018 at 23:34

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we ran out of spots because there were so many double and triple parked cars

Kim Jong - Healthy > DipodomysDeserti 11/12/2018 at 23:37

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not a ton shockingly, apparently the majority was from Canada, eh?

I picked up on it when I heard “eh” a thousand times tonight

DipodomysDeserti > Kim Jong - Healthy 11/12/2018 at 23:41

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I’m sure they’re loving the weather...eh.

wafflesnfalafel > Kim Jong - Healthy 11/12/2018 at 23:46

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financial services, >cough< .. insurance... They have a solid business plan and execution. Great to hear they treat their staff well too. Honestly, they out grew me.

Kim Jong - Healthy > wafflesnfalafel 11/13/2018 at 00:06

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they really do, it’s insane how quickly they’re expanding across the globe.

we’re supposed to open a dozen new venues within the next 10 months. it’s awesome how popular it’s becoming, just means my industry will see a boost from the people getting interested in golf because of topgolf.

Kim Jong - Healthy > DipodomysDeserti 11/13/2018 at 00:07

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i’m in a jacket and beanie, and they’re all, “oh cold eh? we got snoow! (canadian accent)”

DipodomysDeserti > Kim Jong - Healthy 11/13/2018 at 00:10

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Yeah, it was cold tonight. The roof is off my Jeep and I was shivering.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Tristan 11/13/2018 at 06:50

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They don’t have nearly enough handicap spots for everybody to have 2.