AAHAHAHA! WTF?!

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
11/12/2018 at 21:46 • Filed to: shitpost, shitposting, trumpy bear, WTF

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We are living inside The Onion, folks.

DISCUSSION (24)

Just Jeepin' > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 21:51

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That’s impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

Neo: What truth?

Spoon boy: There is no spoon.

Neo: There is no spoon?

Spoon boy: Then you’ll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

Agrajag > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 21:53

boxrocket > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 22:05

I’m more bothered by the fact that they’re willfully spurning the Flag Code by using a flag as a blanket. And also not folding it up correctly.

for Michigan > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 22:06

I had the same reaction to this:

Kinja'd!!!

Yes, it’s real. Here’s the Amazon listing.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 22:07

My grandmother has one, somebody got it for her as a gift.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > boxrocket
11/12/2018 at 22:08

meh, Pretty sure these people only care about disrespect for the flag when a Black athlete kneels during the n ational anthem.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > for Michigan
11/12/2018 at 22:11

LOL, unintentionally true

Kinja'd!!!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
11/12/2018 at 22:12

This would make a great gag gift for a white elephant gift exchange.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 22:13

Man it really would though.

Svend > boxrocket
11/12/2018 at 22:21

It’s a borderline thing. According to the American Legion the federal flag code states the flag, old glory, shouldn’t be used be used for commercial use, clothing, drapery, etc... if it was from an actual flag but isn’t isn’t a breach it it’s something depicting the flag or similar.

It’s just in very bad taste. I feel the same way when I see the Union Flag flown upside down out of ignorance of how it should be flown or when it’s made incorrectly (often the red diagonals of St. Patrick (which aren't supposed to meet) go all the way through or wrongly positioned all together).

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 22:21

I dunno. I think I’d rather rock an ugly Xmas sweater.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
11/12/2018 at 22:24

I gotchu fam

Kinja'd!!!

Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 22:26

Trum Pee Bear?

Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 22:33

Now I’m ready for Secret Senna.

Tristan > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 22:46

I... what... I... can’t even... REAL?! That commercial is GOLD ...w hy do I sorta want one? Wait... $56 shipped? Totally not worth it.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tristan
11/12/2018 at 22:50

It’s a piece of ‘Murrican history. It’s totally worth it.

Tristan > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 22:54

My dad still has the the Bil l Clinton and Spiro Agnew backwards-running clocks somewhere. This would compliment it nicely, and I never know what to get the old man for Christmas.