Perpleximification

"Just Jeepin'" (macintux) 11/10/2018 at 14:07 • Filed to: None

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Last year I dropped by Walmart because I was bored and visited the camping section. I grabbed something on discount and was baffled when the cashier had to ask for my ID in order to allow me to buy it.

What deadly instrument did I buy, you may ask.

Beauty p ic to not spoil the surprise .

Drumroll please.

Yes, in the land of the church of the 2nd amendment, I had to prove I was old enough to buy a spork.

Maxima Speed > Just Jeepin' 11/10/2018 at 14:20

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My little brother once got denied by Walmart  from buying scissors and glue for a craft project he was working on. He was 16.

Just Jeepin' > Maxima Speed 11/10/2018 at 14:33

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Cray cray.

MM54 > Just Jeepin' 11/10/2018 at 14:35

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When I go through the self-checkout with Brakleen I save it for last because I know it’ll “require assistance” for this. Some things have surprised me though, I think I needed ID to buy antifreeze or something similar not too long ago, may have been winter-mix windshield washer fluid .

yamahog > Just Jeepin' 11/10/2018 at 14:36

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Someone I was dating a few years ago (both of us in our mid 20s) got carded for condoms in Kentucky, because surely that’ll stop the youths from intercourse. 

Maxima Speed > yamahog 11/10/2018 at 14:38

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Just Jeepin' > yamahog 11/10/2018 at 14:38

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Don’t get me started on sex education in Protestant America. 

Just Jeepin' > MM54 11/10/2018 at 14:39

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Now I want to go buy some Tide pods to see whether they’re carded. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > yamahog 11/10/2018 at 14:46

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What a stupid country

facw > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/10/2018 at 15:00

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We really are. You should probably look into building a wall...

DipodomysDeserti > yamahog 11/10/2018 at 15:18

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They just wanted to make sure you had reached the age of consent. Which I’m sure is something like 11. 

*please, people from Kentucky, just let the joke stand

Nom De Plume > yamahog 11/10/2018 at 15:33

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I thought that was what dry counties hoped to counter.  

Brickman > Just Jeepin' 11/10/2018 at 15:50

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I hate how you have to show id for buying spray paint, but I can buy tylenol, advil, and rubbing alcohol and I don’ t have to show ID.

PyramidHat > Just Jeepin' 11/10/2018 at 16:22

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I thought their new thing was anal blowjobs, because P in V is not approved by Geezus...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Just Jeepin' 11/10/2018 at 16:45

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That’s hilarious.