"Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck) 11/09/2018 at 13:14 • Filed to: shitpost

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/09/2018 at 13:20

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*twitches*

Just Jeepin' > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/09/2018 at 13:21

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Honestly can’t remember the last time I heard that tune, probably 30+ years ago . It has an interesting history .

jimz > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/09/2018 at 13:25

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A priest, a rabbi, and Raquel Welch walk into a bar. The bartender says “what is this, some kind of joke?”

user314 > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/09/2018 at 13:26

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Dad there kinda looks like Dubya. Dunno if that’s intentional, but it’s fitting if so. 

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Just Jeepin' 11/09/2018 at 13:28

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Lol wow. 

The Ghost of Oppo > Just Jeepin' 11/09/2018 at 13:30

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Well I’ll be, a children’ s nursery rhyme that doesn’t have a deathly grim or racist meaning to the lyrics.

Just Jeepin' > The Ghost of Oppo 11/09/2018 at 13:37

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To be fair, we don’t know what “pop goes the weasel” means, so there’s always the chance that it refers to the apocalypse, or lynching, or...

Svend > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/09/2018 at 13:39

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The CEO of Budweiser U.S.A., the CEO of Fosters Australia and the CEO of Guinness Ireland go into a bar.

The barman asks the American what he’ll have.

The American replies, ‘ I work for Budweiser, I’ll have a pint of Budweiser’,

the barman gets his drink, the barman asks the Australian what he’ll have.

The Australian replies, ‘ I work for Fosters, I’ll have a pint of Fosters’,

The barman gets his drink and asks the Irish man what he’ll have.

The Irishman replies, ‘I’ll have a Coke, no ice’.

The American and the Australian look at each other and then the American asks the Irishman why he’s not having a beer.

The Irishman replies, ‘well I thought it’d be rude to have one when you two aren’t!’. 

BahamaTodd > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/09/2018 at 13:46

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Soda.

Ash78, voting early and often > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/09/2018 at 13:53

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To lighten the discipline in our house, I often say stuff to the kids like “Say that one more time and you’re going to get a pop. And I don’t mean the Midwestern one.”

Now go outside and get me a switch! Not the electrical one.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/09/2018 at 13:55

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans.

But if those are dirty, then they wear a paranormal trousers.

Ash78, voting early and often > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/09/2018 at 13:56

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Here, have some bad 90s rap.

Chariotoflove > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 11/09/2018 at 14:06

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I’d tell it but say “soda” on purpose and wait to see who gets it.

I don’t think stand-up would be very profitable for me.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Chariotoflove 11/09/2018 at 16:11

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Lol it’s pop god dammit!

DipodomysDeserti > Svend 11/09/2018 at 17:31

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At fir st I thought it was going to be a joke about Guinness tasting like a flat coke.

DipodomysDeserti > Ash78, voting early and often 11/09/2018 at 17:33

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Chariotoflove > Chariotoflove 11/09/2018 at 18:18

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Pop is a sound, not a drink.

What do you call a bike that blows a tire? A pop-cycle.

There, that’s a dad joke for ya.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 11/09/2018 at 19:45

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Well soda IS  the correct term!

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/09/2018 at 19:54

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Thank you!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 11/09/2018 at 19:56

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Things that are pop:
- otter pops
- popsicles
- explody weapons things and such
- squeezing a zit
- push pops
- ring pops
- grandpa