![]() 11/06/2018 at 21:23 • Filed to: land cruiser fund | ![]() | ![]() |
We are trending in the wrong direction, folks.
Land Cruiser fund:
-$184.95
![]() 11/06/2018 at 21:27 |
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But in the long run, your wife is probably better to have in your life than the Land Cruiser.
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A land cruiser won’t complain as much tho, it will do as it’s told.
![]() 11/06/2018 at 21:33 |
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By this logic, if you somehow get her on-board with the idea of a Land Cruiser, off-roading, and camping...
![]() 11/06/2018 at 21:35 |
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People who Christmas shop before Thanksgiving are the reason I see Christmas shit before Halloween. I hate seeing Christmas shit before Halloween.
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She is on board, she’s very supportive. The problem is where the extra $10,000 can come from. NOWHERE.
![]() 11/06/2018 at 21:38 |
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How would
my innocuous
shopping correlate to Christmas Creepism. I bought a big-ticket item at a mom-and-pop shop with no holiday implications. By that logic, anyone having a birthday after July contributes to early
Christmas decorations, which is of course nonsense.
![]() 11/06/2018 at 21:38 |
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:-( Land Cruiser fund needs to be separate from Xmas fund. Saab 96 fund $73.77
![]() 11/06/2018 at 21:41 |
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Hmmmmm... any suggestions I have for making quick cash usually involve jailtime.
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I used to have a checking account that was just a vehicle fund -- purchase, parts, repairs, etc. Somehow over the years, my monies (aka a ziploc bag of pennies and crumpled 1's) have kind of just clumped together... Makes it tougher to throw caution to the wind. Which is good, I guess.
![]() 11/06/2018 at 21:43 |
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I was a pretty successful male prostitute for a few years, but I got uglier and had to get a job that was less “depraved” or whatever.
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![]() 11/06/2018 at 21:57 |
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Thems the breaks.
![]() 11/06/2018 at 22:10 |
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Does she want a Land Cruiser for Christmas?
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Ok, you’re off the hook for now.
I spent all week going in and out of home Depot and Lowe’s trying to mount shelves, and all I saw was Christmas stuff. It’s terrible.
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I feel ya bud. My Taco fund keeps getting depleted ironically by tacos
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Time to sell the Lexus and long bed. Maybe embezzle some money from your employer.
![]() 11/07/2018 at 00:13 |
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Let’s check the market for a RWD wagon and a 40-year old RWD pickup in November, shall we?
![]() 11/07/2018 at 00:18 |
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No :(
![]() 11/07/2018 at 00:41 |
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GOD
that looks fun
![]() 11/07/2018 at 20:08 |
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I keep a totally separate boat fund. All my coaching income goes directly into the boat account, which isn’t a huge number, but it adds up when you don’t touch it. This is the ONLY way we were able to buy a boat that cost more than the value of all of our cars combined, at the time we bought it.