I Dropped a 45lb Plate Last Night

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11/02/2018 at 11:40 • Filed to: None

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On my foot

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I am not working out today.


DISCUSSION (43)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 11:47

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Oh boy. Feet.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 11:49

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I did this with a 70lb bar once. 0/10 would not recommend.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 11:50

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That’ll buff right out.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 11:52

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Better have a doctor look at that. Feet and big toes are super important.

Hope it heals fast!


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 11:54

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Why did you do that? That’s what my did used to say.  Yeah, it wasn’t funny then either.

Hope it’s not broken.  You’re lucky if it isn’t.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 11:56

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45lb plate! You must have been hungry. Hope it was worth it.

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Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Chariotoflove
11/02/2018 at 12:01

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my kids will come over to me and say “ i’ m thirsty ” to which I reply, “i’m dad, nice to meet you thirsty ”

they dont find it funny.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 12:06

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oooo....ouch

icepacks on isle three... i repeat icepacks on isle three


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > WilliamsSW
11/02/2018 at 12:11

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Yeah, I am working through that decision right now because yay high  deductible.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 12:12

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Ouuucchhhhh. Glad this wasn’t more severe.

If there’s any silver lining here, I’m sure someone with a very specific foot fetish will really appreciate this...


Kinja'd!!! vicali > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/02/2018 at 12:14

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I do the same, it get’s funnier every time # dadjokes


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 12:18

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‘Tis but a flesh wound.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 12:18

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nice toenails


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 12:21

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That makes my booty pucker up.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 12:28

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Welcome to the state of modern medicine.

I have “walked it off” more times than I can count since I first started on the high-deductible plan a few years ago. Puncture wounds, tendonitis, numerous colds/sinus things...


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 12:29

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Dude, your toe is looking swole! Totally worth it.

/couldn’t resist

//hope it’s not broken


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 12:47

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You have my sympathies. I’ve broken a variety of bones over the years, but breaking a little toe was the most painful thing I’ve ever done. I felt every step I took for about the next month after. Even worse might have been being an eighteen year- old guy and overhearing the nurses looking at the x-ray outside the exam room and saying “isn’t that cute, look at that  little broken toe...”


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 12:47

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Bleah on high deductible insurance. Good lu ck!


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 12:49

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Just to cast a ray of sunshine. At least you only hit a single toe and didn’t do something dumb like break 4 bones right in the center of your foot.

Best of luck making the right call on a Dr visit!


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 12:51

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Hope its now broken :/

You need some steel-toed shoes.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/02/2018 at 12:53

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW1uN0SjKPY


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/02/2018 at 13:20

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“ Dad, make me a sandwich.”

“ Abracadabra, you’re a sandwich.”

The laughs just keep coming.


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 13:35

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Let’s see how banged up the 45lb plate looks?


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/02/2018 at 13:41

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Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 13:45

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Kinja'd!!! diplodicus > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 13:59

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Your toenails freak me out man


Kinja'd!!! Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 14:02

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Had a quarter plate fall a little higher up once on my foot bones. That was not fun. Can’t imagine how much worse another 20 pounds would be. You may need an x-ray. :/


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11/02/2018 at 14:28

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Yeah, I am currently working on the Walk It Off miracle cure.


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
11/02/2018 at 14:29

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I am pretty sure it probably doubles. Newton's law or something like that.


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
11/02/2018 at 14:30

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Lol, that's what I wear at work all day. I had that exact thought after it happened.


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > PartyPooper2012
11/02/2018 at 14:31

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Looks just fine. Mother fucking no lip bastard

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Fuck these plates.


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > diplodicus
11/02/2018 at 14:31

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Umm. Thank you??? And you're welcome???


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 15:03

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T ypo: I meant not broken.


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 15:06

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No lip bastard. What umm... what does that even mean? 


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 15:09

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Last year I was performing circus trick - ride my motorcycle around the block. I landed that 600lb no lip bastard on my ankle. My whole ankle looked the color of your toe. I wrapped it. Foot started to turn green. I thought I was gonna be a stumpy.

It was just blood doing blood things. Still have my foot. I can even walk on it.

You’ll be alright. 


Kinja'd!!! facw > Ash78, voting early and often
11/02/2018 at 15:20

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The system works! Look at your reduced healthcare costs!

My employer has done away with our healthcare exchange this year and is offering us a much more limited slate of plans this year, I’m extremely worried they will all be awful (we don’t have details yet). I’m in sort of a mixed situation though, my health care costs are high enough that even with a high deductible plan, I’d hit the deductible  within a month or two, I’m significantly more interested in where the out of pocket maximum ends up.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 15:23

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I’d recommend getting it checked out sooner rather than later. Might be overkill, but if it is broken, you want to make sure it’s set right before it starts to heal.


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > PartyPooper2012
11/02/2018 at 15:32

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These plates have a nice lip for grabbing them and I would’ve grabbed the plate differently

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These bastards have barely any lip and from where I was grabbing them was an awkward angle and such. I will now be way more aware for a while on foot placement.

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Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/02/2018 at 15:53

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but they come with a built in handle all around. Still. I can see how it might be awkward grabbing them from a stack

No lip bastards! 


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > facw
11/02/2018 at 15:59

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We do the most expensive plan because the out of pocket max is the lowest...but getting to that point is the fun part. Too much volatility and too much disincentive for visiting the doc.

Thankfully my kids’ pediatrician is only $50 for a visit (plus labs) while my grownup doctor starts at about $140...

With an HSA and some company bonus money, it’s not too terrible. I just don’t like uncertainty over healthcare costs. And I’ll pay a higher premium for predictability.


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > PartyPooper2012
11/02/2018 at 16:09

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Yeah, it was just an awkward angle and not thinking about it. Happened so fast. I didn't even see it happen, was speeding the weight off the peg and BAM all the pain. 


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/03/2018 at 09:33

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broken toe?


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11/03/2018 at 09:44

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Don’t know. Decided not to go to doctor. Hurts even  less today