PSA

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 01/26/2018 at 10:30 • Filed to: None

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Punisher: War Zone is on Showtime on Demand. If you have it, watch it. It is probably the best comic book movie ever. The violence in it makes Deadpool and Kingsman look tame. It is what you want every action movie to be. Dominic West plays Jigsaw like a cross between Tommy Lee Jones’s Two Face and Paulie Walnuts. The Punisher decapitates an 80 year old paralyzed mob boss in the first 5 minutes. Chairs get pushed through eyes. The body count is well over 100, and over half of those are novelty deaths. This is a movie, where, in the first 10 minutes, the hero grabs an old lady by the face and snaps her neck, and it’s not that big of a novelty. The Punisher literally punches a hole through a guy’s head. It’s like an encyclopedia of movie violence, and should be treated as such. There’s cannibalism. There is a scene where the bad guy goes “let me AX you a question!” before plunging a hatchet into a guy’s stomach. There’s a scene involving parkour that is the goddamn funniest kill I’ve ever seen.

If you like 80’S ACTION, you’ll love Punisher: War Zone. If you ever wanted to watch a hard-R loony tunes cartoon, you’ll love Punisher: War Zone. If you enjoy fun, you’ll love Punisher: War Zone.

Now go watch Punisher: War Zone.

Azrek > Your boy, BJR 01/26/2018 at 10:34

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Fun fact...also directed by a woman who is a kickboxing fan!

I enjoyed it, but it still lacked some of the Frank Castle nonsense. I wasn’t a big fan of the remorse section. I wanted to see the emotionless Frank just wade through assholes...and he does at the end, but it takes a bit.

Your boy, BJR > Azrek 01/26/2018 at 10:37

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*former kickboxing champion

And Idk what movie you saw, I don’t think this movie went more than 10 minutes without some sort of ultra violence.

Azrek > Your boy, BJR 01/26/2018 at 10:55

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Champion...I stand corrected.

There was a section where Frank went to apologize to the chick and her kid over killing her dad. It then turned into the typical ‘save the family your wronged’.

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Svend > Your boy, BJR 01/26/2018 at 11:02

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I started watching The Punisher and it was good but by the fourth or fifth it started getting ‘done’ for me.

The thing I don’t like about the comic book ones is there is always a master villain or something which has filtered down to some regular programmes.

I’m one for a different bad person each and every other episode.

Otherwise it comes across a good verses evil thing rather than a good person overcoming the evils in everyday life.

Your boy, BJR > Svend 01/26/2018 at 11:05

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Yeah the only good episodes of the Netflix series were the last 3. War Zone makes that series look like Superhero Squad.

nerd_racing > Your boy, BJR 01/26/2018 at 11:23

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I hated war zone. I liked who played the punisher but the bad guy was laughable.

Saracen > Your boy, BJR 01/26/2018 at 12:03

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Definitely not the best comic book movie. Not even the best Punisher.

It lost me at Punisher hanging upside down from a chandelier, spinning around and shooting blindly and killing guys. So ridiculous.

Your boy, BJR > Saracen 01/26/2018 at 13:35

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The beheading then the old lady neck snapping had me hooked.

random001 > Your boy, BJR 02/06/2018 at 08:28

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I liked the first Punisher movie. I thought Thomas Jane was great, and any time John Travolta gets dragged behind a car and blown up is a good time.