![]() 01/21/2018 at 21:37 • Filed to: Shitpost | ![]() | ![]() |
THE CRAPALIER (unless it’s owned by thebigbossyboss, then it’s the Brapalier)
THE SLOBALT
AND THE SNUZE
YOU ARE NOW INFORMED ON THE APPROPRIATE NICKNAMES FOR SMALL CHEVROLETS. TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES.
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I always called my wife’s a Crap-Valier
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You’re missing so many horrible small GM cars. Aveo, Spark, Sonic... I suspect there are more.
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I’d rock a Cobalt XFE coupe. Oh who am I kidding.
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I’ve heard “Cadavalier”.
They seem to be like mechanical cockroaches, they live on for a long time in scary condition.
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Yes, but these are all the same size (roughly).
As well, I’m too lazy to figure out nicknames for the rest.
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Isn’t there someone on here with the username Snuze the new Slobalt?
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There is! He doesn’t post much these days, but he always seemed like a good dude.
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GM Aveoed a lot of people of their hard-earned money.
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Cobalt SS turbo.
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I still don’t get the cavalier hate, I mean compared to what Ford and dodge were offering at the time.
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Ehh... late model Slowbalt. Has the 5-lug wheel covers.
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“TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES.”
WHAT ABOUT MY FRENEMIES????
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And the Chevette.
And the Vega.
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Rude
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I’m not sure. When the Neons were new they were pretty good. The Escorts and Focuses of the era were also quite good for their era. I’d take any of them over a Cavalier during their era.
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The Cobalt SS was significantly less slow
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haven’t heard from thebigbossyboss in a while