Indentured Servitude

"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78) 01/21/2018 at 19:01 • Filed to: None

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The way this works is I’m going to support you for 18-22 years and you’re going to do my menial maintenance with your tiny hands.

15 degrees last weekend, 70 this weekend.

E90M3 > Ash78, voting early and often 01/21/2018 at 19:17

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I lived with my parents while I was unemployed. There have been several people who have asked if I missed living with my parents because of home cooking, to which I responded, I was the one cooking all the time.

It doesn’t end at 22.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Ash78, voting early and often 01/21/2018 at 19:19

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This is good parenting

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Ash78, voting early and often 01/21/2018 at 19:21

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Awww...

shop-teacher > Ash78, voting early and often 01/21/2018 at 19:27

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Seems fair to me.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Ash78, voting early and often 01/21/2018 at 19:54

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I have 7 year old twins. Knowing what they’ll cost me by the time they go to college, my consolation is I have access to four healthy kidneys that are a guaranteed match should I ever need one.

(an underappreciated metric when weighing the costs of child rearing)

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Ash78, voting early and often 01/21/2018 at 19:54

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I have 7 year old twins. Knowing what they’ll cost me by the time they go to college, my consolation is I have access to four healthy kidneys that are a guaranteed match should I ever need one.

(an underappreciated metric when weighing the costs of child rearing)

EL_ULY > Ash78, voting early and often 01/21/2018 at 19:55

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Math checks out. Now, grab some extra extra small nitrile gloves and back to work!

WilliamsSW > Ash78, voting early and often 01/21/2018 at 20:19

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You’re doing this right.