Give me Extra Luck Oppo

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 01/18/2018 at 10:50 • Filed to: good morning oppo

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In one hour I’ll be on a date with my crush from back in 5th grade. I’ve waited half my 22 year old life for this day!! Good things do happen if you wait and live long enough! I’m fired up and ready to be at my best.

Naturally I’m dressed for success.

WRXforScience > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:02

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I don’t think you should date 5th graders, this isn’t Alabama.

vondon302 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:05

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Good luck!

Ash78, voting early and often > WRXforScience 01/18/2018 at 11:06

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I used to date thirty four year olds but then realized that I can’t handle that many toddlers.

/ewwww

Mercedes Streeter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:06

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You go man! You got this! I believe in you! 

Nibby > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:07

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good luck, take her out for ice cream afterwards!

Textured Soy Protein > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:07

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Remember:

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:07

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Hopefully you’ve kept in touch since 5th grade. You may find she’s not aged well.

BeaterGT > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:08

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Hope you’ve been practicing that handbrake turn...

Maxima Speed > Mercedes Streeter 01/18/2018 at 11:08

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K-Roll is a man? Why did I think he was a woman? Now I’m starting to question my identity.

Maxima Speed > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:09

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Good luck!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > WRXforScience 01/18/2018 at 11:09

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K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Maxima Speed 01/18/2018 at 11:11

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You thought I was a woman?!?

punkgoose17 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:11

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Best of luck!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/18/2018 at 11:13

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Oh she has aged well. And so have I.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > BeaterGT 01/18/2018 at 11:14

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I have.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Nibby 01/18/2018 at 11:14

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It’s 15°F!

Nibby > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:17

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wear t shirt and shorts

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:18

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hahahahaha

$kaycog > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:18

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*fingers crossed* most awesome one! Best of luck!

Maxima Speed > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:19

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Sorry bro, I don’t even know how I thought that. If it helps you were just about the perfect woman :P Seriously though, I feel really awkward now.

BeaterGT > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:19

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You’re all set then. Have fun!

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:20

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Look good, because

And second, just don’t pull any of these out

BeaterGT > Maxima Speed 01/18/2018 at 11:24

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Why don’t you give me that shovel and take this ladder?

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:25

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This just means he needs to watch more Reidus and Cletus.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:25

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Good luck friend!

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Maxima Speed 01/18/2018 at 11:28

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Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 11:47

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We’re rooting for ya!

WRXforScience > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/18/2018 at 12:03

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K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Maxima Speed 01/18/2018 at 13:49

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It’s alright lol.

pip bip - choose Corrour > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/19/2018 at 08:25

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enjoy it!

Nauraushaun > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/24/2018 at 06:25

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I’m late to the party. But how was it?

I’ve had a few dates lately. One was with a stripper. It went very, very well. One was with a girl I’m much more interested in. It went well but now we don’t talk.

Pls tell me

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Nauraushaun 01/24/2018 at 16:14

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This is how it went

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/update-k-rolls-driving-playlist-marillion-1822201522

Nauraushaun > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/24/2018 at 21:35

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Oh. Ah well. At least you’re in touch. Relationships don’t last forever ;)