"Now, how I'm going to get back inside?"

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 01/08/2018 at 12:12 • Filed to: None

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E90M3 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 01/08/2018 at 12:16

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The flight attendant on my Aeroflot flight from Moscow to Tyumen spoke English to me, it was hot.

interstate366, now In The Industry > E90M3 01/08/2018 at 12:19

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Mmm, Aeroflot.

Nibby > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 01/08/2018 at 12:20

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E90M3 > interstate366, now In The Industry 01/08/2018 at 12:23

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It was one of my better flying experiences.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 01/08/2018 at 12:27

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Jet engines are in my top ten fears after talking to a sergeant who used to be in the Navy and worked on the flight deck.

10/10 would rather get shot by a 7.62 or blow up by a rocket than get sucked into a jet engine. I guess he felt the same since that’s why he switched to the Army lol.

interstate366, now In The Industry > E90M3 01/08/2018 at 12:32

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*tries to think of reasons to go to Russia*

Sir Halffast > E90M3 01/08/2018 at 12:41

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Clearly it wasn’t a Tupelov then. Aeroflot has been host to literally all of my worst flying experiences, all due to those fucking 154s.

Ash78, voting early and often > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 01/08/2018 at 12:41

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I guess that counts as water injection since she’s 78% water. The rest just cleans off the turbine blades. Mild abrasive.

E90M3 > Sir Halffast 01/08/2018 at 12:42

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It was a 777 over the Atlantic then an Airbus A321 from Moscow to Tyumen..

Sir Halffast > E90M3 01/08/2018 at 12:43

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Yeah, I imagine they’ve updated their fleet since the early 2000s when I was living there. I kept getting stuck on Tupelovs and Ilyushins and it wasn’t really that great. And the food was literally the worst, and I like Russian food (generally).

E90M3 > Sir Halffast 01/08/2018 at 12:44

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They must have updated everything, I flew in 2014. Food wasn’t terrible and I was surprised that we got served food on a 3 hour domestic flight.

E90M3 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/08/2018 at 12:46

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Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

Sir Halffast > E90M3 01/08/2018 at 12:47

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They also certainly didn’t speak English to me. Just sort of ignored me or just pointed. even though I do speak some Russian.

boredalways > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 01/08/2018 at 12:47

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dem legs!

E90M3 > Sir Halffast 01/08/2018 at 12:49

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They did on the plane, and the announcements were in Russian and English, to my surprise. No one really spoke English in Tyumen, but we managed, somehow.

Shoop > E90M3 01/08/2018 at 13:29

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user314 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/08/2018 at 14:06

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user314 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 01/08/2018 at 14:13

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On the one hand, “Hello, nurse flight attendant!”. On the other, I’m stressing about those heels, the intakes, and FOD .

arl > user314 01/08/2018 at 16:18

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AHHHH! Wasn’t expecting that!

user314 > arl 01/08/2018 at 17:08

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Broke his collarbone, and got cut up a bit, but he survived .

CB > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 01/08/2018 at 19:25

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Bruh, no one cares about the pictures in your internet spank bank.