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Kinja'd!!! "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
01/05/2018 at 15:37 • Filed to: None

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Slower than a Nissan Versa!

Less horsepower than a Kia Rio!

Able to turn heads at any car meet!

Look! Out on the road!

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It’s a Lancia! It’s a kit car! What the hell is that thing? It’s a Sunchaser!

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Yes, It’s a Sunchaser.

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Strange Toyota from another time, who came to Oppo with cheerful yellow paint and driving fun far beyond those of modern cars.

Sunchaser, who can change the course of muscle car arguments and bend smiles into the faces of the meanest trolls.

And whose owner, ImmoralMinority, disguised as a mild-mannered labor attorney for a small law firm, fights a never ending battle for carbureated engines, manual transmissions, and the vintage Japanese car way!

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I felt bad for you frozen Oppos, as it is 70 and sunny today, so I pulled the targa off in your honor. Have an orange.

Ok, this was dumb, but I had fun doing it.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > ImmoralMinority
01/05/2018 at 16:11

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In a couple weeks I get to fly to sorta kinda your neck of the woods for 3 days of boring-ass meetings in an office park in lovely Sunnyvale. Maybe I should take advantage of things which are newly legal in California.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > ImmoralMinority
01/05/2018 at 16:17

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it’s been -29c here all day, and says it feels like -44c(comes out to -44f too)


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > ImmoralMinority
01/05/2018 at 16:34

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Despite all of the high-quality modifications done to my 1989 E34 525i it can easily be blown away in a drag race by a teenager in his mom’s Sienna, something that happened to me back in 2003, and I imagine that it would fare far worse against a newer one. I had to console myself with the fact that at least I appeared considerably more cool and wealthier than dude in mom’s van...


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > ImmoralMinority
01/05/2018 at 17:02

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39F when I left the garage this morning and a comfy 67F right now on the other side of the mountain. Not like it stopped me from driving top-down anyway.


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > ImmoralMinority
01/05/2018 at 17:49

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It was a fine -2C when I first left to go to town this morning. It is now -17C and the heaters can barely keep up since my room has three windows and barely any insulation.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ImmoralMinority
01/05/2018 at 18:32

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You seem to love that car almost as much as I love my ‘97 GMC Safari.