![]() 01/02/2018 at 08:02 • Filed to: Back to work | ![]() | ![]() |
*unless you are still on vacation/holiday. If so, good for you! We’ll see you soon enough.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 08:06 |
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i’m on hols for this week only
01/02/2018 at 08:28 |
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Last day of holiday for me. Time to contemplate on all the things I thought I’d do with all this free time but didn’t.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 08:47 |
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Some of us were never off in the first place.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 08:51 |
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I worked Saturday and yesterday... at a corporate job. Ugh.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 09:01 |
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Sitting at my desk, grumpy about not wanting to be in this job anymore...man, I really shouldn’t have watched that.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 09:04 |
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I literally posted basically same thing right after you on oppo.... Siblings?
![]() 01/02/2018 at 09:21 |
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I have been on vacation since December 14th. I am working from home today so that eases the sting a little.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 09:25 |
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“Oh, if you could just pass your history class
Maybe life would be alright
Until then you’ll be looking for a penny
In a large room with no light.”
![]() 01/02/2018 at 09:28 |
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I had two employees call out sick on the night of the 31st, and of course no one is going to answer their phone on a holiday. So I got to watch the ball drop from my office.
And did it sober.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 11:23 |
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Still on holiday, plus starting a new job in one week! woot!
![]() 01/02/2018 at 12:40 |
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TBH, i wanted to work the past 10 days but I had no say in the matter.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 12:41 |
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Hopefully you were hungover
![]() 01/02/2018 at 12:42 |
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...Daddy!?
![]() 01/02/2018 at 12:44 |
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Nopee... Just tired. I went to bed at 11 because I’m the oldest 23 year old I know.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 12:46 |
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Make them pay for your suffering!
![]() 01/02/2018 at 12:47 |
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*raspberry*
![]() 01/02/2018 at 12:49 |
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brown-nosing doesn’t pay unless you are sleeping with the boss or are related
![]() 01/02/2018 at 12:51 |
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If I can get my work done and get my bonus to buy the IS-F/raise to support it’s eating habits... worth it. Wife was sleeping at home after working all night and our downstairs is still dust and I had nowhere else to go anyways.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 12:52 |
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Shit.... Ask your mother. I don’t know
![]() 01/02/2018 at 12:55 |
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Wait a tick: 23 and already married!? Do you and your better half not have any married friends yet?
![]() 01/02/2018 at 12:57 |
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Oh we do haha. It was just New Years morning and I get lazy/antisocial sometimes . I’ve been in a funk since the house has been in shambles too.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 13:01 |
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But mom passed away more than 2 decades ago.*
Time for some
*no worries on mom. That part is true for me, but I wanted to keep our joke going
![]() 01/02/2018 at 13:10 |
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I know that lazy/antisocial funk all too well. But you have a better half by your side. So do yourselves a favor and go do something fun together ASAP*, then come home and worry about the house.
*dinner/movie/museum/festival/couples massage, etc., because 2-4 hrs away from your troubles will do you good
![]() 01/02/2018 at 13:18 |
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It’s not like it’s a negative antisocial funk it seems though. I get out quite a bit I just don’t always have something to do and when I don’t have something to do, I have no where to hang out. My parents live 8 minutes away so that gives me somewhere to go. It just depends.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 14:04 |
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Sorry about your mom. If she passed away decades ago, I can’t be yo daddy. I wasn’t old enough.
![]() 01/02/2018 at 17:20 |
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So would that mean that I “am the father”!?
![]() 01/03/2018 at 06:50 |
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You could take a paternity test and see if you are your own father...
Actually, I wonder if anyone ever ran that test... DNA would match perfectly...to oneself. Would that mean one is father of self?
![]() 01/03/2018 at 13:10 |
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Bad news: I’m Phillip J. Fry IRL.
Good news: I would be the only Homo Sapien capable of asexual reproduction. I would be world famous!
Bonus: Evangelicals wouldn’t know what to do with me. For instance, I could get an abortion that they would totally be against, yet allow and support me because I’m a man making the decision and would have dominion over a child bearer!*/**
*omfg, our country has lost its mind!
**at least until they find out I’m a POC