So OPPO, how is your saturday going.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
09/30/2017 at 19:50 • Filed to: None

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Just had a late lunch and am now smoking the Devil’s lettuce with a couple friends from the Tennis Club. Quite weird to smoke weed in your late 20's.


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > My citroen won't start
09/30/2017 at 19:56

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I mean, I’m not sober. If that’s how you’re asking my day is going.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > My citroen won't start
09/30/2017 at 19:58

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Not that weird. I still smoke and I’m almost 40.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
09/30/2017 at 20:05

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Stop rubbing it in bro


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > My citroen won't start
09/30/2017 at 20:13

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Try it in your mid ‘30s and then go to a Peruvian restaurant with a serious case of the munchies. I remember ordering ceviche and the waitress looking at me wondering if this goofy gringo wanted the plain version or the authentic version. When asked if I wanted octopus and squid, I politely replied, with emphasis, that I wanted extra octopus and extra squid. That was 15 years ago, and probably the last time I had a puff, but it brings back some fun memories.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Spaceball-Two
09/30/2017 at 20:14

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It’s all down hill after 40, ask me how I know




Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/30/2017 at 20:15

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Do they actively test you or only when something goes wrong?


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > pip bip - choose Corrour
09/30/2017 at 20:17

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I’m looking forward to it. I can start using words like supper and fortnight.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
09/30/2017 at 20:19

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The latter now, but my inside sources have alerted me that they are attempting to implement “random” drug testing.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Spaceball-Two
09/30/2017 at 20:29

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Come now chap, stop yer blithering, pull up your britches and hop off the davenport! Warshington ain’t got time for no dilly-dallying!

See also: crochet, bingo, whippersnappers, etc.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/30/2017 at 20:30

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My boss is very anti-weed, until he’s drunk. Then he’s the first to ask if I’m holding.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
09/30/2017 at 20:36

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If I have a few drinks on me, I’m merely asking the question for survey purposes.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > AestheticsInMotion
09/30/2017 at 20:36

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There’s a Murder She Wrote marathon on tomorrow. Gonna lounge in my house coat and catch up on my stories.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/30/2017 at 20:37

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Riiiiiight


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Spaceball-Two
09/30/2017 at 20:43

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I started smoking weed before many oppos were even born, and if you’re almost 40 i’m guessing the same goes for you.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/30/2017 at 20:50

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Man, the United Chandelier Inspectors of America are strick. Or is just you local chapter?

It’s gonna be legal here in Canada next Canada day.(July 1st)

I for one can’t wait to buy weed from my provincial government, just as I buy my wine and hard stuff.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Wacko
09/30/2017 at 20:52

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This is a very true statement


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > My citroen won't start
09/30/2017 at 23:10

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I want that plate


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > My citroen won't start
09/30/2017 at 23:37

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I AM 40, and I live in BC.

Puff puff pass, muddafuddah!


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Spaceball-Two
10/01/2017 at 13:28

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Hey, that’s a nice prospect. All my lawyer friend’s (am lawyer myself) think that no self-respectable 30 year old should smoke, but fuck them.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > gmctavish needs more space
10/01/2017 at 13:29

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Just the copper plate or the the food?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > E90M3
10/01/2017 at 13:29

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That’s the best way to go about the day!


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
10/01/2017 at 13:30

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I guess going to a restaurant baked is always a funny experience, we ended up in a fancy Buffett, many foods and laughs were had.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > LOREM IPSUM
10/01/2017 at 13:31

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That’s a nice prospect, I wouldn’t mind smoking until my later years.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > My citroen won't start
10/01/2017 at 13:40

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Yesterday I just wanted the plate, but now I’m hungry, and that looks like a good idea for breakfast


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > My citroen won't start
10/01/2017 at 16:56

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To each their own. I find nothing better than a puff and a glass of wine after dealing with pushy mortgage brokers all day.