![]() 09/30/2017 at 14:58 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I really have no words for this. But this was covered over at !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . And apparently, like the X1, its Mini based so therefore FWD. Supposedly its going on sale in 21'. God help us.
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Ultimate driving machine
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Engine badge inflation will counteract body badge deflation, and the net effect on the Deutsche Car value will be neutral.
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A “compact” FWD sedan... Certainly a market that didn’t need more saturation. But here we are!
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FWD BMW coupe sedan. Can we put any more contradictions in one car, BMW? Maybe they can bring back the landau roof and sell it as a convertible coupe.
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It makes no sense. And it will probably be just smaller than a 3 Series, but be the same size as a 3 series from the 90's.
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Yours for only $329 month (incandescent candle headlights, 15" wheels, basic seats, single dime-diameter exhaust, non-tilt steering)
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Hopefully it’s actually a new Volvo sedan.
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Bimmer? More like bummer.
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A new S40? Doubt it.
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If it makes you any happier they still have room for the X2, 1 Gran Turismo, 7 Gran Turismo, 8 Gran Coupe, 6 Gran Tourer, X7 and X8!
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Jesus. Please dont jinx it.
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Disregarding FWD, you say that this is bad, but I say the shape looks great.
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It may look great but its still pointless for the most part.
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It may look great but its still pointless for the most part.
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I wouldn’t reject an M6 Gran Coupe.
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Isn’t that what the 1 series was supposed to be?
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Yea. It would have worked if it was specifically a coupe.
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BMW couldn’t make their cars any more complex so now they’re working on their product line. Pretty soon you’ll need a masters degree just to buy one.
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Yes, I’d like to order a Mini Big Mac, Supersized, hold the pickles but add vinegar-soaked cucumbers, no bun, just some bread on top and bottom. Instead of beef can I have ground turkey? And call it a Jr. Whopper XL.
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An X7 is allegedly in the pipeline again...