Thank god, I was going to drink a Two-Four then some Mickeys. Then go a paddle.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
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DISCUSSION (8)

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/30/2017 at 11:54

I am now imagining a bunch of drunks in a canoe paddling as fast as they can away from a police boat.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/30/2017 at 12:09

but drunk canoeing is best canoeing... hell.. in general i thought boating was a thing not done sober

that said over here you can lose your license for cycling drunk (wich i dont do.. nope never.. not even when i cycle past you with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other)

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/30/2017 at 12:11

Drunk cycling is legal here.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
09/30/2017 at 12:11

my drunk ass tried to get away from the cops by swimming to england..

when i emerged from my epic swim and crawled up the embankment... the cops were waiting for me.... turns out it was just a ditch... not the north sea

cost me 600 euros...

Roadster Man > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/30/2017 at 12:12

No joke though, if they made this a law then enough people have drowned to make it an issue.

Or it’s just Canada.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/30/2017 at 12:13

excellent... im coming to canada.. i do like hockey.... i should fit right in

CB > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/30/2017 at 12:19

Huh, my coworker (a former RCMP officer) and I were just talking about this a few days ago.

Fun fact: if your bicycle has some form of motor assistance (such as an electric motor), you can be charged with a DUI as it meets the criteria for the law.

ttyymmnn > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/30/2017 at 13:18

Oh, Canada.