![]() 09/29/2017 at 08:34 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Seriously, these guys can somehow read your mind and send creepily accurate ads but somehow can’t tell when you’ve bought something?
Also:
When they send you a deal on something after you’ve bought it
In other news, I may have bought myself a birthday present.
![]() 09/29/2017 at 08:36 |
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what did you get
![]() 09/29/2017 at 08:43 |
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I’ve wanted one of these since like forever
![]() 09/29/2017 at 08:49 |
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“Why, no. It’s the damndest thing. Here it is, I’ve bought it, I’m looking at it, and suddenly I’ve lost all interest. In fact, I may have to resell it. On eBay”
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Ah, so they’re not trying to sell you another one, they’re trying to pull that dealer stunt of “hey we have a customer for your car”?
That’s soooo much better... wait.
![]() 09/29/2017 at 08:52 |
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I get stupid suggestions like, ‘you’ve just bought rubber mats for a 2015 Ford B-Max, would you be interested in tailored 2013 Nissan Juke fabric mats?’.
Granted the mats were for a colleagues car but don’t send me suggestions on different cars. If your going to hassle me, at least make it with something for a 2015 Ford B-Max.
Or
‘Here’s your receipt for King of Shaves, shave gel, would you like to buy some King of Shaves, shave gel?’. Well yes I would that’s why I just did a few seconds ago.
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ebay HQ irl
![]() 09/29/2017 at 09:10 |
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you know your old when you know that’s a “Are you being served?” gif.
![]() 09/29/2017 at 09:11 |
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I have no idea what that means so I guess you’re right :)
I just know the attitude fits.
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hot
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Agreed.
Or maybe cool? Well now I’ll be able to find out!
![]() 09/29/2017 at 09:15 |
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all the (cat)pussy jokes
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Ha - I was thinking “Wow - I’ve NEVER seen an Are You Being Served gif before!”
![]() 09/29/2017 at 09:18 |
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maybe it’s lukewarm
maybe it’s maybelline
![]() 09/29/2017 at 10:07 |
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What I find odd is that if you happen to buy a brake pad replacement kit for an MG F it thinks that this is the first step in your burgeoning collection titled ‘Brake Pad Replacement Kits of the World’...
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![]() 09/29/2017 at 11:18 |
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They did that to me on an item I bought recently. Also kept sending me reminders that my best offer was rejected after I already bought the item for the asking price. Good job eBay.
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youhadonejob.jpg
![]() 09/29/2017 at 14:50 |
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They keep sending reminders that auctions ending for items I viewed but haven’t watched. umm...if I didn’t put it on my watch list I decided I didn’t want it.
Best part -there is no way to.turn off notifications for viewed items. I even called eBay. So they keep spamming me.