I approve of this law enforcement social media engagement attempt

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 09/28/2017 at 10:04 • Filed to: None

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And it even came from Florida. I’m shocked. Bravo, Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

(Yes folks, I know some of the time this is getting kinja’d. Most of the time it’s not. Not sure what to do to help you.)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Textured Soy Protein 09/28/2017 at 10:07

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Imaged got kinja’d.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Textured Soy Protein 09/28/2017 at 10:08

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now to convince all motorists.

good luck with that.

Takuro Spirit > pip bip - choose Corrour 09/28/2017 at 10:10

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“But I can’t reach the stalk when I have my Starbucks/Lipstick/cellphone/dick in my left hand!!!”

Textured Soy Protein > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 09/28/2017 at 10:10

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It works for me on both my phone and my work PC. Maybe try reloading?

Tripper > Textured Soy Protein 09/28/2017 at 10:12

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Drivers not using turn signals makes me insane...and no one uses them!

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 09/28/2017 at 10:12

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Use your right hand for your Starbuckslipstickcellphonedick  

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Textured Soy Protein 09/28/2017 at 10:12

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kinja

fintail > Textured Soy Protein 09/28/2017 at 10:13

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I can’t identify which BMW this is in - must be an old one before signals became optional.

The bolded “The Law” is amusing, I read it in Pee Wee Herman’s voice.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 09/28/2017 at 10:20

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That hand is busy beatingkidsslappinghusbandchangingradiostationholdingcigarette

Wacko > Textured Soy Protein 09/28/2017 at 10:22

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just think how much this will change everything once BMW adopts this new technology

Urambo Tauro > Textured Soy Protein 09/28/2017 at 10:23

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“But can’t you just read my car’s ‘body language’? Can’t you tell that when I’m on the edge of my lane, I’m about to cut you off?”

Nope, that just makes me think you’re on your phone again.

Textured Soy Protein > fintail 09/28/2017 at 10:24

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I remember this commercial from many years where the voiceover was a dude with a deep reverberating voice saying, “IT’S... THE LAW ” repeatedly. I want to say it was for one of those “call us to see what cables are buried in the ground before you dig” services.

Textured Soy Protein > Wacko 09/28/2017 at 10:25

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BMW has it, in fact I used mine several times on my way to work this morning.

Wacko > Textured Soy Protein 09/28/2017 at 10:25

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SR20 or it didn’t happen

fintail > Textured Soy Protein 09/28/2017 at 10:28

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I suspect it works among a huge subset of the population. The law must be followed and never questioned. I suspect many of these people own red hats.

This is what came to mind for me:

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 09/28/2017 at 10:38

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shop-teacher > Textured Soy Protein 09/28/2017 at 11:05

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OK, that is really really good!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Textured Soy Protein 09/28/2017 at 11:31

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1/5 (I always reduce my fractions) not clickbaitiy enough. Millenials won’t click unless it’s THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK THAT REDUCES DRIVING STRESS BY 500%!!!

awmaster10 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 09/28/2017 at 11:42

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Or TEN WEIRD TRUCKS THAT REDUCE DRIVING STRESS BY 500%. YOU WONT BELIEVE #7!

edit: tricks not trucks

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > awmaster10 09/28/2017 at 11:44

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Agh! How could I forget! It has to be a listicle to get millenial’s attention. This is why I write for Oppo and not Buzzfeed.

awmaster10 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 09/28/2017 at 11:59

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Im ashamed of how many times I wasted 5 minutes trying to find trick #7. Even more surprising are the times I actually COULDN’T BELIEVE TRICK #7!!!

Textured Soy Protein > Wacko 09/28/2017 at 13:34

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