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"Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job..." (idiotinthegarage) 09/26/2017 at 22:09 • Filed to: None

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Seen at the Fancy Kroger in McMansionville, just down the road from my apartment.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 22:11

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Dat retaining wall tho

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 22:12

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ooo....does your fancy Kroger have all the overwhelming fancy things you didn’t expect from the typical Korger?

wafflesnfalafel > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 22:20

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chip that ecoboost 3.5 for a heck of a sleeper

Steve in Manhattan > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 22:26

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Those wheels are an abomination unto everything holy ... and there’s such a thing as a Fancy Kroger?

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 22:27

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Fancy... Kroger? I thought all the McMansion dwellers bought their food at Sprouts, Whole Foods, Jamba Juice and Chipotle.

PatBateman > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 09/26/2017 at 22:29

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It has caviar and class. And good sushi, not that shit they serve at the pleb Kroger.

PatBateman > wafflesnfalafel 09/26/2017 at 22:29

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It’s already rocking the Raptor’s Ecoboost. Let’s not go full Hennessey.

Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 09/26/2017 at 22:29

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Climate controlled Wine Dept? Check.

Expensive Cheese Section?  Check.

Gluten Free Aisle? Probably.

Internal Starbucks when another is less than a mile away? Check.  

Maybe Trendy Kroger is a better name for it.

gawdzillla > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 22:36

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horrid

looks like that nissan .... whatever big suv they are making these days

bhtooefr > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 22:36

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I feel like it can’t be called Fancy Kroger if there’s one in Nerk. (OK, Nerk’s Kroger Marketplace’s wine department isn’t climate controlled, and while it has an internal Starbucks, there’s no Starbucks in the Nerk area that isn’t in a Kroger, and the normal Kroger in Heath (next town over) has a Starbucks as well.)

And central Ohio Oppos will get what I mean by Nerk.

Milky > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 22:37

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I don’t remember this. I don’t like fake vents on doors.

Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 22:40

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I’m loving that the brand new Lincoln in this post is less interesting to car people than a Kroger. Mmmm, that’s good Oppo.

Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... > PatBateman 09/26/2017 at 22:43

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I’ve been reluctant to try the sushi, because... Grocery store sushi.

GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 22:47

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I’m still an Escalade guy for a few reasons...1) I sell them 2) Styling 3) 6.2 liter V8.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 22:50

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It doesn’t look very good but it’s massive, so I guess it could be useful.

ranwhenparked > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 23:09

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I once got food poisoning from Wegmans sushi, and that’s usually OK.

Kiltedpadre > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/26/2017 at 23:11

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If it’s like the McMansionville my little shack is somehow in the middle of they buy reusable grocery bags from Whole Foods then use those at Kroger so the neighbors don’t know where they buy their Cheetos.

We have a Whole Foods nearby, but I rarely see someone leave it with more than one bag.

Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... > Milky 09/26/2017 at 23:13

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It’s a similar thing to what they put on Ford trucks & SUVs. How are they gonna escape their reputation as re-badged Fords by doing something like this?

Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/26/2017 at 23:15

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Haven’t heard of Sprouts. Is that like a Trader Joe’s?

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 23:17

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The plebeian’s Whole Foods

Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... > ranwhenparked 09/26/2017 at 23:24

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Wegmans! I sorta miss them from when I lived in Rochester.

awmaster10 > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 09/26/2017 at 23:41

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In Blacksburg the students refer to the two Kroger as Gucci Kroger and ghetto Kroger. Theres actually a big difference in selection but I just think the names are fun

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/26/2017 at 23:48

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Chan’s explanation is pretty much spot on. It’s basically a fresh/organic grocery store in a Kroger’s clothing.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/27/2017 at 00:01

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those wheels are so silly.

Frenchlicker > Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job... 09/27/2017 at 10:08

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Well damn, we only have the less fancy Kroger where I’m from. That’s JayC and even lower down ruler.