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09/25/2017 at 23:23 • Filed to: 2018 Porsche Panamera Turbo S E-Hybrid Sport Turismo, Say that three times fast

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Because, despite many problems in the world, next year the Porsche Panamera Turbo S E-Hybrid Sport Turismo will be for sale. That’s right, 680hp of WAGON is coming, and it’s approaching really fast.

0-60 in a conservative 3.2 seconds, and it’s a WAGON!

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! CB > way2blu does a rev update
09/25/2017 at 23:30

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I’d never buy one, but I appreciate the madness.


Kinja'd!!! way2blu does a rev update > CB
09/25/2017 at 23:37

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It’s a 6-speed manual away from being peak car which represents a great effort by Porsche. 3.2 seconds to 60 in a wagon is the best madness.

Out of curiosity, what would stop you from buying one if the opportunity presented itself?


Kinja'd!!! CB > way2blu does a rev update
09/25/2017 at 23:40

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Because it’s an absurd amount of money for something I’d realistically never be able to use to its full potential, and that seems wasteful. Give me a V90 CC and a base 911 instead.


Kinja'd!!! way2blu does a rev update > CB
09/25/2017 at 23:47

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I approve of that reasoning. Best to have broader capability and fun with the V90 and 911 respectively.

You *could* take the engine out of the base 911 and put it in the V90 CC, and a manual gearbox too. Still would cost less than the options on the Sport Turismo, and you’d achieve peak Oppo car with something arguably cooler.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > way2blu does a rev update
09/25/2017 at 23:51

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I still think CTS-V is peak wagon but this is definitely wonderful too.

And FAST


Kinja'd!!! way2blu does a rev update > AestheticsInMotion
09/26/2017 at 00:10

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CTS-V has a manual, but the Porsche Panamera Turbo S E-Hybrid Sport Turismo has AWD. And a much longer name.

Personally I’d probably get the CTS-V too.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > way2blu does a rev update
09/26/2017 at 00:21

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Can we get the Cadillac with the Porsche interiorplease? I want my leather wrapped in higher quality leather

Ohhhhhh wait or special order a v90 wagon with a manual and no body cladding/lift... There are a lot of good Wagons right now


Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > CB
09/26/2017 at 00:23

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The best part is that it will never be a classic. These things will be bought (well, leased) and beaten like a rented mule, then sold for pennies on the dollar. Better than someone’s 11 mile GT3RS that sits in a climate-controlled vault, decomposing verrrryyyyyyyyyyyy slowly.


Kinja'd!!! way2blu does a rev update > AestheticsInMotion
09/26/2017 at 00:47

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Wellllll all you need is to convince Volvo to go manual again:

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Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > way2blu does a rev update
09/26/2017 at 01:01

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I could have sworn reading somewhere that a manual was at least offered in other countries (Sweden?). But now I’m not seeing anything, although apparently some markets at least get a manual option for the new s90 so... maybe? I want to believe


Kinja'd!!! victor > AestheticsInMotion
09/26/2017 at 01:09

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V90 d3 and d4 manual. But, fwd only


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > way2blu does a rev update
09/26/2017 at 02:59

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Depreciation wizard, do your worst!

Remind me in 5 years to pick this up for $50k!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > way2blu does a rev update
09/26/2017 at 05:49

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another bloated shitbox to get in our way, oh joy


Kinja'd!!! way2blu does a rev update > pip bip - choose Corrour
09/26/2017 at 16:14

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At least it can get out of the way pretty quickly. Question is will the driver put down the phone and pay attention.