I saw a huntsman spider today 

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 09/25/2017 at 16:26 • Filed to: None

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Motherfucker was bigly.

Didn’t want to get too close because these fuckers will jump at you.

Peril intensifies

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 16:29

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Reminds me of a wolf spider. Those little ravenous bastards will eat mice if they get a chance. Also they blend in with most darker beige/brown carpets. I had one spook me at work. It then proceeded to spook multiple people in the office since it blended into the carpet pattern so well. Damn thing took half an hour to hunt down.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 16:31

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Grab a chancla and splat.

That spider wouldn’t have lived long enough for me to have taken a picture.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 16:34

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It probably knows monkeepuzzle.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 16:34

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But does it have a 3UZ?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 16:36

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i dont even know what spider i saw in greece.... but it was as big as the doorknob it was sat on and made me realize im only not scared of the tiny ass spiders we have at home

Aremmes > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 16:37

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That doesn’t look as big as the most famous huntsman spider of the interwebtubes.

TheHondaBro > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/25/2017 at 16:38

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I saw a wolf spider on my high school football field one time. Motherfucker was hairy and scary.

TheHondaBro > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 09/25/2017 at 16:38

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Fuck no, these little acrobatic pieces of shit can live.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/25/2017 at 16:38

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DO YOU?!

S65 > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 16:38

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Catch it

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > Aremmes 09/25/2017 at 16:39

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Looks like its time to GTFO.

TheHondaBro > S65 09/25/2017 at 16:43

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You.

MonkeePuzzle > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 16:44

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lol!

HA!

nope. thats a leeeeetle one!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Aremmes 09/25/2017 at 16:45

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B Y E

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 16:48

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WOlf spiders on the ground, hunstman spiders on the walls.....Do you live in a condensed australia? Are there drop bears above you? Is everythingwithin arm’s reach poisonous and/or venomous?

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 16:49

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Are you sure it was hairy? Most of them aren’t that hairy, but female wolf spiders carry their young on their back and it can look kind of like hair. It’s wild to watch if you spook them because all the little babies go flying off in this bizarre cloud of living dust.

TheHondaBro > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/25/2017 at 16:51

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The wolf spider was in California.

TheHondaBro > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/25/2017 at 16:52

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Look, all I remember was big fucking spider.

Steve in Manhattan > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 16:53

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Poisonous? A biter?

user314 > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 16:54

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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/25/2017 at 16:58

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The PNW, especially the wet side of the cascades, is the closest thing to Australia in North America.

Scarier-still, if some of the dangerous insects in Australia were to be moved to somewhere in North America, the PNW is where they’d thrive. Basically from northern CA through BC would be a dream environment for things like the Sydney funnel-web spider.

C62030 > TheHondaBro 09/25/2017 at 17:08

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That looks like one bad hombre.