There's a 9mm hole in my heart

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
09/25/2017 at 05:39 • Filed to: Dick I like it, medicalopnik

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Tell me: what would fill that void best? Not a dick, I hope.


DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 05:42

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90mm? that is a big hole.

are you sure you heard that correct?

sure it wasn’t 9mm?


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > pip bip - choose Corrour
09/25/2017 at 06:06

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It’s actually 0.9cm.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 06:07

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yep, 9mm not 90mm

90mm is 9cm which is 3 and a bit inches


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 06:30

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Anti tank round


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 07:02

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actually, a 90mm wide dick is exactly what doctors use to fill holes in hearts.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 07:17

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Some beef jerky would do the trick.

Or guanciale, if you want to be fancy.


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 07:21

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Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
09/25/2017 at 08:15

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Damn extreme hole that. Bondi and flywire should fix it...


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 08:18

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90mm dick


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 08:24

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An old friend convinced me
that he was underjoyed
He never caused friction
his ego he destroyed

He made a decision
He jumped into the void


Kinja'd!!! Ssfancyfresh > pip bip - choose Corrour
09/25/2017 at 08:27

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9mm seems like it’s still a big goddam hole!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Ssfancyfresh
09/25/2017 at 08:29

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in fairness any hole in the heart isn’t good


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Ssfancyfresh
09/25/2017 at 09:03

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A Glock’ll fill that hole nicely. Or maybe it made the hole.


Kinja'd!!! gawdzillla > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 09:19

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exhaust pipe, definitely exhaust pipe, 9mm or 90mm theres a place for it 


Kinja'd!!! RutRut > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/25/2017 at 09:39

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Pshhh, silly plastic toys. 1911 master race.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > gawdzillla
09/25/2017 at 09:54

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The last thing I need is a way to broadcast my heart murmurs.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
09/25/2017 at 09:54

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That’s not really much of a dick though, is it?


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 09:55

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Subliminal tobacco ads?


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > S65
09/25/2017 at 09:55

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I tell you man: I will be as bulletproof as Malala Yousafzai. Just needs one well-placed shot to the heart and quick medical care...


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Tapas
09/25/2017 at 09:55

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Guanciale? Never heard of that before.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Berang
09/25/2017 at 09:56

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With what? What do they fill hearts with?


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > RutRut
09/25/2017 at 10:01

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Five-Seven motherfucker.

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Wait no I’m wrong. It should be SAA.

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But I’m a different man, so really I’d pick from any one of these .


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 10:19

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It’s pig cheeks/jowl?

www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/carbonara-em-guanciale-egg-and-pecorino-romano-em-51221420/


Kinja'd!!! RutRut > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 10:51

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Only thing more expensive than a Five-Seven is buying the ammo to shoot the damned thing.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > RutRut
09/25/2017 at 10:59

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Shame, then, because the P90 is an absolute utter ripper. If only it was chambered in 5.56 or 10mm...


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 11:29

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90mm diameter


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Wheelerguy
09/25/2017 at 14:47

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depends. was it a FMJ or Hollow point round that hit you?


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
09/26/2017 at 01:48

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It’s congenital. Septum defect.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Wheelerguy
09/26/2017 at 01:50

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organ transplant?

Im an organ donor so if someone takes me out when im on my bike hopefully they get some use out of my remains


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
09/26/2017 at 01:53

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Lovely, thanks, but as it is I need a new cornea or at least some new glasses. My heart’s fine and in the end, it’s a lost cause. I’m a planned-obsolescence product since December 1997. 


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Wheelerguy
09/26/2017 at 02:53

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dang. my eyes are bad but contacts fixed them