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"Tekamul" (tekamulburner) 09/22/2017 at 11:10 • Filed to: local news, bad hair day

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If only there was some kind of warning

I mean just anything. A sign. An indicator. Something easily detectible that could betray this man’s inner workings. If only.

WilliamsSW > Tekamul 09/22/2017 at 11:13

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OK, I’m stumped. Is that:

A- actual hair (I think not)

B- a tattoo (self inflicted maybe? It’s horrible)

C- Magic Marker (that’s what it *looks* like)

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Tekamul 09/22/2017 at 11:13

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I had to look three times to make sure that the picture simply hadn’t been defaced by someone with a marker.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Tekamul 09/22/2017 at 11:20

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9.9 times out of 10, the people who look like they should be avoided, should be.

I mean, the guy with swastika tattoos under his eyes who is chasing me could want to give me the $5 bill I dropped, but likely not.

Urambo Tauro > Tekamul 09/22/2017 at 11:20

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If only. Hmm...

Tekamul > WilliamsSW 09/22/2017 at 11:20

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I’m pretty sure it actually is A. He’s just doing it himself. And he is not good at it.

WilliamsSW > Tekamul 09/22/2017 at 11:21

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Then he’s also dying it poorly - and forgot his eyebrows.

Tekamul > Urambo Tauro 09/22/2017 at 11:22

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That’s weird.

Also, I hadn’t considered it may be shoe polish.

Die-Trying > Tekamul 09/22/2017 at 15:06

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/13/2017 at 16:44

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It’s worth pointing out here that for much of America, “African American man in a hoodie” fits that description.