"Compact executive car"

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 09/21/2017 at 23:55 • Filed to: Too bad they didn't make a GS wagon

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Pictured: the compact executive in question.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 00:00

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 00:01

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Good doggo

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 00:02

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Needs a tie if the dog’s going to be an executive.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 00:03

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Doggo be like I’m way back here!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 09/22/2017 at 00:05

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Heartbreaking, and LexYota has sold zero wagon models in the US since 2005 (THE PRIUS V DOES NOT COUNT!). Guess my next car will be an E91 or TSX wagon...

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 00:09

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Compact executives are the best executives. Large executives consume unnecessary resources.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 00:32

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Then what about the Venza?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko 09/22/2017 at 00:42

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That’s a bloated crossover based on the Camry... the ugliest Camry, to boot.

Bytemite > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 01:15

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He fits almost too perfectly o.o

Do the rear seats fold down too?

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 01:20

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Take your boot and GTFO.

Steve in Manhattan > For Sweden 09/22/2017 at 01:31

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Yeah - this Exxon dude comes to mind ...

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 01:33

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What about a newish Volvo or a Saab wagon? The Scandinavian part of me wants to know ....

cbell04 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 01:36

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Dog- “I miss the tercel I can’t even breathe your breath back here.”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > cbell04 09/22/2017 at 01:45

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What’s a Tercel?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 09/22/2017 at 01:45

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But I live here

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve in Manhattan 09/22/2017 at 01:47

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Volvo - will never be able to afford one I want (V90)

Saab - zero hopes of finding a last-gen 9-3 SportCombi... also couldn’t afford one

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 01:47

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Fine you can leave the boot.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bytemite 09/22/2017 at 01:51

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They do, but you have to remove the cargo cover and the rear suspension towers are in the way of useable flat space anyway, so screw it. It pretty much is the least-wagon wagon you can buy.

cbell04 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 01:54

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It’s like a Celica but not.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 09/22/2017 at 01:54

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Did you know the GS 430 has a “boot” capacity of 12.7 cubic feet?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > cbell04 09/22/2017 at 01:56

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That was a damn good car. The Tercel was a death box.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 02:13

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I only have two feet, and they’re not cubes.

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 02:18

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Yeah, and 850 or V70 would put you in the same position as Tercel - needz partZ! Still, lots of XC70s out there.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 09/22/2017 at 02:27

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But they are tubes

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 02:31

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FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > CB 09/22/2017 at 08:39

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bhtooefr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 08:42

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Does the Matrix count? The second-gen Matrix’s styling is less wagony, though, and more hatchy.

bhtooefr > TheHondaBro 09/22/2017 at 08:43

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Real talk: Had they made that, put the IS 300h powertrain that they sell everywhere else in, and sold it here... I probably would’ve gone for that over my Prius. (And, the battery on the IS 300h doesn’t even interfere with cargo space, instead going in the spare tire well.)

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/22/2017 at 09:27

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Doggo does a business

Milky > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 09:30

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I’d say do it for the doggo. More room and closer to the hooman.

cbell04 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2017 at 10:59

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The fear of death reminds you your alive:) You were a brave man for trying.