Pissed Pedestrian Poops Profusely

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
09/20/2017 at 20:29 • Filed to: None

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/19/jogger-known-the-mad-pooper-keeps-pooping-sidewalk-colorado-springs/682146001/

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DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > wiffleballtony
09/20/2017 at 21:55

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So wait and catch her again. Then taser or pepper spray her. Or taser and then pepper spray her.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > wiffleballtony
09/20/2017 at 23:36

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I say put down cayenne pepper and flypaper in her shitting spot.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > wiffleballtony
09/21/2017 at 14:15

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I would classify them as a shitty pedestrian, not a pissed pedestrian. But that may just be my pedantry showing.

ETA: Shitty pedestrian does not lend itself to alliteration either.