"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/17/2017 at 16:07 • Filed to: None

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Am I the only one who broke a controller over this motherf***er of a license test as a child?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 16:08

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Nope

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/17/2017 at 16:09

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What idiot at Polyphony ever thought that was a good idea?

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 16:13

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I almost did. Then I bought a GameShark. Problem solved. Also gave myself all the credits.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 16:18

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I liked it actually. Getting gold was so worth it.

There were a couple I never able to get good at so I left em at Bronze/Silver.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 16:22

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It did force you to be a smother driver. But that was a real challenge for a 9 year old

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 16:25

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UGGH 11 YEAR OLD ME SPENT AN ENTIRE WEEK TRYING TO BEAT IT

I did eventually get bronze after like a week and a bit, though.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/17/2017 at 16:29

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You can get a decent time just by cruising around the track, but my problem is that I don’t know how to do that. I can only race at 10/10 and that leads to track-offs or bumping the pace car (which goes way too slow in certain segments)

Brickman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 16:30

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I remember staying up to 2AM beating that licence test. Took me 3 hours, but I got it.

I want to get the latest Hot Wheels Mercedes Evo II as a trophy of my accomplishment :P

Connqr > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 16:34

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Gt3 or GT4?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Connqr 09/17/2017 at 16:35

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fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 16:44

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I didn’t break controllers, but I did yell a whole lot. Also, I’m old so I wasn’t a child.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 09/17/2017 at 16:45

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Being a manchild counts

Connqr > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 16:51

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Best one

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 16:51

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Oh okay. Then, yes.

theloudmouth > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 16:52

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There is nothing as stressful as 6 minutes in and a good time on that damn license test.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 16:52

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Yup, it forced you to learn control which help you in those stupid endurance races. Man those were dumb. I never had. The patience for them, one mistake and there goes twety minted of being in the lead. I was so excited there first time I used rewind playing Forza.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/17/2017 at 16:54

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...did you not know what B-Spec was?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 17:17

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Idk I played on what ever difficulty my brother did, even tho he’s 8 years older than me

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/17/2017 at 17:23

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B spec is a race mode where you sit back and act as a manager for an AI driver piloting you car, giving push level and pit instructions. It makes the endurance races super easy.

CRider > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 23:42

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I remember the day I beat that test. It was glorious. And afterwards I could beat the shit out of the Nurburgring in almost any car, so I’d say it was worth it.

CRider > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2017 at 23:44

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That sentence sums up every GT experience every player has ever had. Still the best game ever though.