I've been doing it wrong this whole time 

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 09/15/2017 at 03:25 • Filed to: None

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Svend > TheHondaBro 09/15/2017 at 03:36

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Lol.

You know what gets me about new phones. People. People will complain that their phone bends or has broken because they put it in their back pocket and they sat down. They complain and give the manufacturer crap because of it and say they should fix it.

NO A-HOLE, DON’T PUT THE EXPENSIVE, THIN, ELECTRONIC ITEM IN YOUR BACK POCKET AND DON’T SIT ON THE RUDDY THING.

They don’t buy a tablet computer and then put it on their seat before sitting down, why the hell do they do it for mobile phones. Get a case or holster for the ruddy thing you idiot.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Svend 09/15/2017 at 03:40

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Messenger bag, aka man purse. Needs to become a thing in fashion-backwards America.

Svend > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 09/15/2017 at 03:56

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I keep my Blackberry in a holster on my hip. I can’t put it in my front pocket as I’ve large thighs and it’d probably do the same damage as if I put it in my rear pocket.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Svend 09/15/2017 at 04:06

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i keep mine in my front pocket when working

top pocket of my flannel shirts on weekends

random001 > Svend 09/15/2017 at 07:33

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Here you go, Svend!

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > random001 09/15/2017 at 07:43

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For when you are out seducing and gaining Intel on the American consulate, but you need to check in with the babysitter about Sacha and Evgeny.

Svend > random001 09/15/2017 at 07:44

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No. I’d have to undo my trousers and reach down into the pant leg to get my phone, there’d be some very awkward moments if I went up town.

random001 > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 09/15/2017 at 07:47

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Well done!

random001 > Svend 09/15/2017 at 07:47

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Alternatively, you just don’t wear pants.

#therightanswer

Svend > random001 09/15/2017 at 08:02

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Wrong, so wrong.

I’ve a face for radio and a body that should never be without pants.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > random001 09/15/2017 at 09:03

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Thanks, I’ve been practicing my banter by following r/banterbot

Textured Soy Protein > TheHondaBro 09/15/2017 at 09:08

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Apparently this has happened more than once.

Textured Soy Protein > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 09/15/2017 at 09:11

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I have a nice Timbuk2 messenger bag that I bring to work with me but my phone lives in my front pants pocket.