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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/14/2017 at 14:54 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/14/2017 at 14:59

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Third one down. Nothing sketchy going on there I’m sure.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/14/2017 at 15:00

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Yeah. If the others are “dude what the fuck” that one is “dude what the fuck are you on”


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/14/2017 at 15:05

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Don’t pass on the right!


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/14/2017 at 15:08

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looks like me fetching chairs for a bbq.... cept i do it on a bycicle (the real fun one was moving my 12ft parasol by bike.... that was trixy)

that said... i do stay in my own lane...


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/14/2017 at 15:08

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The first is virtually every single day here in Virginia, had two cars do that back to back while I was trying to make a green light and another almost do it while my green arrow had just come on. People here think that right on red has some miraculous right of way that is on the same level as an ambulance with it’s lights on.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > benjrblant
09/14/2017 at 15:23

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On the one hand, you’re right. On the other, the lane I was in is a ramp lane that I was just getting on the highway in and which ends a little further down. There is no reason whatsoever for anyone who is already in the continuing lanes to move right unless someone is being stupidly slow.

As for “why” I do it... the highway splits just beyond here, and what with people moving from one side to the other trying to get in the correct lane—including people who just entered needing to push over 3 lanes—I find that 90% of the time it’s both easier and safer to just stay in my lane and burn past. I need the highway that splits to the right, so I see no need to fight the mess that happens in the middle when I’m already in a position to skip the whole snarl.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
09/14/2017 at 15:24

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The fun starts when, immediately after this, someone makes a left out of a driveway without looking...


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/14/2017 at 15:25

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Also, those chairs are STACKABLE. And not heavy enough to need to balance them out.

I just hope they weren’t doing multiple trips... they seemed like that was well within their IQ


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/14/2017 at 15:39

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Oh, here they’ll make eye contact with you to ensure that you’re going to slow down after they pull out and do 10MPH under.


Kinja'd!!! Not a Sunburst Miata > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/14/2017 at 16:39

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The same thing happened to me this morning. I was going 60+ on the service road for a highway in the middle lane, some dumbass in a 07ish Lexus ES pulls out into the middle lane right in front of me. I’m guessing there was maybe 3 feet of space before I would have hit him had I not swerved into the left lane.