It Wasn't Me - Shaggy (ft. Ted Cruz)

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
09/13/2017 at 23:55 • Filed to: at least he's not banging an underage staffer

Kinja'd!!!2 Kinja'd!!! 2

Saw my hand on the mouse, though (It wasn’t me)

Saw me watching the cam show (It wasn’t me)

While sitting on a dildo (It wasn’t me)

Same shit I tried to ban, though! (It wasn’t me)

10 gigs on the hard drive (It wasn’t me)

A hotter version of my wife (It wasn’t me)

Do as I say, not as I do (It wasn’t me)

What’s cool for me is a sin for you!


DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PS9
09/14/2017 at 00:03

Kinja'd!!!1

He’s also not sending his Anthony Wiener to other Twitter users. Good on you, Ted.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > For Sweden
09/14/2017 at 00:10

Kinja'd!!!1

SigOther saw him campaigning for mayor up here on the UWS - I texted back: “DON’T SHAKE HIS HAND!”