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Saw my hand on the mouse, though (It wasn’t me)
Saw me watching the cam show (It wasn’t me)
While sitting on a dildo (It wasn’t me)
Same shit I tried to ban, though! (It wasn’t me)
10 gigs on the hard drive (It wasn’t me)
A hotter version of my wife (It wasn’t me)
Do as I say, not as I do (It wasn’t me)
What’s cool for me is a sin for you!
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He’s also not sending his Anthony Wiener to other Twitter users. Good on you, Ted.
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SigOther saw him campaigning for mayor up here on the UWS - I texted back: “DON’T SHAKE HIS HAND!”