If you think your new $1000 iPhone is expensive 

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 09/12/2017 at 15:27 • Filed to: None

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Remember that you can buy this bagel for the same price.

Because capitalism or something.

Chariotoflove > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 09/12/2017 at 15:37

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At least it’s something Apple doesn’t have a lox on.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 09/12/2017 at 15:44

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WHY the hell would you eat that? If you were even slightly sane you’d pull the gold out first. It’s not like you’re enhancing the flavour by having it there. You still get the status of saying you went and bought the $1000 bagel. And you get to keep the valuable stuff instead of literally dropping it down the shitter.

CobraJoe > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 09/12/2017 at 15:45

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You could get a V6 Mustang for that price.

uofime-2 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/12/2017 at 16:19

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because those flakes of gold are probably worth less than 5 dollars and you can put a price on the opulence of eating gold, what bigger middle finger to the poor can there be.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Chariotoflove 09/12/2017 at 16:29

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I love lox.